Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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lmpinto 0
You two are made for each other.
Juggalette_623 9
You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron
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Comments (186)
sayokochan_333 0
...this is most likely fake. Think about it: 1. Men and women have different jails 2. How the HELL can you be on fml while you're in jail? unless of course you bailed both of you out? well idk, this just sounds too fake to me... am i the only one? (btw YTDI, if it's true and you were drinking and driving? wow. do it like NOT on the road please?)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
1) Men and Women do not have different jails, they have different prisons. A jail is usually the holding cells where the cops take you when they arrest you. A prison is where you get to go for long term. 2) All FML's start with Today so even if they weren't both bailed out she could have been posting this after she dried out and was released. In any case it's a total YDI because the OP shouldn't have been driving drunk especially since she would have most likely just been arrested at the Police Station for the same thing. Also there was no need to rush and run a red light. She could have killed someone.
Eros_fml 0
I call that love!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Also I have to say.... Do it not on the road please? Would you rather her drive on the sidewalk where she is more likely to kill someone? That is a weird comment.
keki60 0
wow you know what would really had been awesome. he got let go and didn't tell you and you drove to get humans POW head on collision and you wipe each other out. problem solved
slotch1337 0
retard
ziqi92 0
u two really are perfect for each other! just....dont reproduce....plz....
Igor_g5 0
When I got a DUI my GF got a ride from a sober person. to get me out. WTF is wrong with you? you drive to the police station drunk? That was my first and last DUI.
hotboy977 0
haaaaaa nice
amacleod 0
@78 a DUI includes everything from alcohol and drugs to severe stress driving while tired or under stress it is driving under any negative influence drugs and alcohol are just most common
AmeOwl 0
I have absolutely no respect for drunk drivers. Probably has something to do with the friend's I've lost to their carelessness. As far as I'm concerned, you're a murderer in waiting.