Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.
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xcrunner5671 4
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CaletheLion 15
Guys always try... So want to go on a date?
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.
annalily5 28
The only way to be more blunt than "I'm not interested in guys and don't want to go out with you." would be for OP to hit him over the head with a blunt object.
Seabass_Chan 33
That would probably be misconstrued by him as OP being kinky.
smackaroonial 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Grab a girl and kiss her hard in front of him. That should get the message through.
RainTears 15
That, or he'll ask for a threeway
JHamm2121 15
I don't think that would deter him, or it wouldn't me #4.
UH60 26
OP shouldn't have to prove anything. That's like middle school where a dude tells a lesbian to grab the nearest chick and kiss her or she's not a 'real lesbian' smh
askullnamedbilly 33
As a girl who has dated girls before - when you meet guys like the one OP had to deal with, they will NOT react to seeing you kiss another girl by saying 'Well, guess she wasn't kidding after all'. They will, however, most likely ask to watch, offer to have sex with both of you or tell you that you're only into chicks because you haven't had THEIR dick inside of you yet, and 'c'mon babe, just try it'. I'd love to tell you what to tell them to get it into their idiotic heads that it's very much possible for a girl to not want to ride on their dick, but honestly I don't know either.
Spartina 4
That is terrible... But remember, we don't know if OP is a guy or a girl.
leogachi 15
@77 I don't know why you can't see it, but most of us can plainly see that Op is a girl. I'm on the mobile site and the username is pink, indicating that Op is a girl, and there are other comments that state that Op is clearly a girl.
Spartina 4
Ops, nevermind. As I switched browsers it now shows OP's gender - aplogies.
Redoxx_fml 22
Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him
tompom331 19
*Teach him. Don't speak like a chav.
Redoxx_fml 22
But I was speaking Murican you Limey
joe38 14
123 Fake Street
whatarethisss 23
or discuss it with your teacher.
BrutalEater 15
Lol I'm pretty sure he's trying to change OP.
UmmOkThen 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Good luck with that one. Try to take it as a compliment, and if he persists a swift kick to the family jewels should send the message through loud and clear.
RainTears 15
Well that's excessive. Physical contact sjould be a last resort, this guy seems like the psychotic type too who can really **** shit up when things get violent
chinaski7628 32
Harassment is not a compliment. Especially if it's a classmate you've already turned down several times. And someone of the wrong gender for you.
UmmOkThen 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It was a joke, chill.
I_Like_Dogs 28
You know you can't get away with everything by saying it's a joke, don't you?
skyrim_fanatic 17
@41. typical feminist arent you
scom888 7
one of the girls i went to high school with used to hurt people she liked
woainishamu 21
**** off Mate
MELKOZAR 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's when you get a female you like, and make out with her in front of him.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Yeah because nothing turns a guy off a woman faster than watching her make out with another woman... Wow. Great thinking.
Daelynn_17 19
Yes! Confidence at its finest lol. Hopefully he was joking.
WCARlover 35
...so how did the date go? :)