Today, I was working at a movie theater when I was called to clean what can only be described as "Dog Shit Surprise" out of a theater. FML
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superspy3214 16
OP here, first of all I'm still in school making A's in my honors courses and secondly it was neither human nor dog shit, apparently a guy brought his kid into the theater to see Paranormal Activity and the kid got so scared he threw up then dumped his popcorn and mozzarella sticks on the ground
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Tripartita 45
I always hate how much the theaters charge for Dog Shit Surprise, so I sneak my own in.
thenameisfatma 23
#26 someone told op to stay in school which is why I guess op mentioned their grades.
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Comments (61)
SolomonGrunty 8
So...was it dog shit?
A07 48
The suspense is killing me
brookenicolee29 27
Someone better not make a shitty pun about this..
doge_ram 16
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sucks to be you. i hope you get cheaper movies tho
Darko913 4
the movie theaters don't make money off the tickets. that money goes to the makers of the movies. that's why concessions are so expensive; because the only money the theatre makes is from concessions. don't blame the theaters.
Iwannarock1 19
you're wrong, but keep thinking that.
DJDualScreen 4
um, no, you're wrong. ever do the books for a movie theater? or seen them none the less?
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
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That seems... Shitty
A07 48
Congratulations on making a brilliant pun that no one else could come up with
draftskink 23
Better than human shit surprise
bucky__barnes 11
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well, that's a shitty situation.
A07 48
And you get 2nd place
dramaelf 37
I've heard of people sneaking food into movie theaters, but never dogs...
anyagrande 31
At least it wasn't human poo
wordygirl 11
Was the dog shit the surprise or was there a surprise in the dog shit? Was it decorated with popcorn? We really need more clarification here!
Lalala579121 28
Well the dog shit couldn't have been the surprise, else the name would just ruin the surprise. I bet the surprise was that it was mixed with pumpkin mush.
igg125 30
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Stay in school
meli1195 31
people can have jobs while going to school.
Kiernan151 25
Ugh I meant to thumbs down your comment but accidentally thumbed it up. The FML teach should really work on making it so you can change that.
failedgamer01 20
Even if OP wasn't in school, they never clarified whether they were or not in the FML itself. What if OP had just graduated or needed to make ends meet and the job was necessary to have? People nowadays can stay in school as you suggested but it will not always mean you have a job making millions in a place where everything is candy and sunshine.
Ash1179 17
OP replied saying she was in school still, and out working which is good for CV