Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
Today, my wife expressed how much she misses going out dancing, so I told her I'd be glad to work on my two left feet with her. She said, "I already tried to teach you" before lamenting the time she's missed out on dancing with the cowboy guys she used to dance with. She's now watching dance videos 10ft away, looking all sad. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, my husband enrolled our daughter for a dance event, even though I was against it. I told him before he enrolled that I couldn't take her to practice or the event in this cold, as I can't drive while he's driving our car. He went for a trip with his friends, so guess who's standing in the cold outside dance practice… FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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mikaylajarvis 0
sorry to say but it's kinda funny
asianpandabear 0
-78 your head is full of shit
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Comments (208)
mikaylajarvis 0
sorry to say but it's kinda funny
xGraycloud 4
awkward way for her to meet your dad...
cmfh88 0
what if they meet an she says " ive had the young calf, now u want the old bull" and she grab him by his wiener
dolphincheddar 10
grabbing him by his penis would be more effective
dolphincheddar 10
grabbing him by his penis would be more effective
dolphincheddar 10
******* double posts..
cc_the_beast 6
Just hope they don't bump n grind :-/
cc_the_beast 6
Just hope they don't bump n grind :-/
dolphincheddar 10
see? see? the double posts are haunting us.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
it's freaking IPods that do the double posts. #hateit
cptmorgan6 8
Yo, listen up. You shoulda been like "Yo, pops. What you crazy, man? Yo, I don't even know what to say, yo. ****** octopus? Yo, what the **** is this octopus? Yo, where the... yo what was I sayin? Oh yeah. Yo pops you nuts."
kyleinsane 0
****
BITERPHOBIA 6
26- I'm the new troll in town so get ready to be wreaked
dolphincheddar 10
84. I don't know who you are, but you smell like cow ******, I would enjoy seeing this
fmlwmty 0
Ooh can I get your dads number? and while your at it your gfs too!
itsrainingmen_fml 0
if ops girlfriend is a hip hop dance instructor then op must be into it as well to some extent so his dad is just probably trying to be apart of something he does, it's all probably not as random as he's making it sound
ImmortalKratos 0
I guess I understood it differently. I thought op was trying to say his dad signed up for the class to watch op's girlfriend dance? idk maybe I just have a Pervy mind. I blame the Internet
tjv3 10
oh how terrible , what a disaster, oh the agony , alas your life is over, you might as well just go into witness protection ... end of sarcasm
ArentICute 0
Double dream hands!
arlekin21 0
its just your dad dancing its not like if it was your grandma rear ending peiple from pensylvannia
iluvboobies 9
dancest
Erdricks_Sword 9
done with my milk. I think u left some on ur chin there if u can just get that for me. oh..., and is it mandatory that they wear cut off jeans? cuz he's the only one with them on.....
Bekeliyr 10
haha you guys are perverted but funny. but seriously hiphop or roots of hiphop is very fun. my favorite is Breakdance. I love to do it to this very day. I hope it isn't too awkward and hope he bring home sone moves
sieera00 8
hahaha.....I just moderated this fml lol (:
iEatGuppies 0
hahaha cool story bro.
dolphincheddar 10
I'm so happy for you! oh wait I don't give a ****, nevermind
sieera00 8
thanks!!
knights95 9
24- y u such a d bag
dolphincheddar 10
48 - y u care so much? 99% of what I say isn't serious.
HowAreYouToday 34
because you are a douch
NYCM 6
Congrats! Would you like a sticker for that?
glutgyoogle 6
67- fail.
dolphincheddar 10
70. but making people who hate me angry is fun! :)
nixter5 18
People should have learned by now to NEVER take dolphincheddar seriously. just laugh. cause he's da bomb.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Im thinking of a number between -1 and 1. ( hint its the number of ***** i give)
kaoriblossom 8
dolphincheddar is my idol on here :D
dolphincheddar 10
86 is it 1.000?
seeunexttuesdays 6
89- since when was 1 the number that comes between -1 and 1? maybe it's 0? meaning he DOESNT give a ****? hahaha
Iamnotmyself 17
dolphincheddar has trolls? He's now considered "successful"
dolphincheddar 10
108. yay
imosim 0
cyanide and happiness
peachesbeach 0
how embarrassing...haha :3
Garyy_fml 11
The more old and creepy his dad is, the more embarrassing.
mozeltov 7
I just thumbed u up for the picture, that's awesome
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, well if your dad ends up not being able to dance you'll know who to blame...
wordnerd42 0
Girls love guys with dorky dads though! Out of all the options, shamelessly dorky is the most fun :)
diceplaya 12
Wow, what an incredible coincidence...
gabe2014 0
at least its not a booty dancing class? lol :P
TheMasticater 9
Aww bonding through crappy music and moves that could break his bones, how cute :3
cc_the_beast 6
He likes chewing apparently...
tyty22796 0
crappy music??...its way f@ckin better than tht sh*tty music they call rock
asianpandabear 0
-78 your head is full of shit
FYLinAmajorWay 1
-78 And repeating the same line over and over again is talented? The only talent behind "hip hop" songs are the ones who come up with beats and produce the music. Don't get me wrong, There are some good songs out there, but a majority of them are crap.
MissFukMyLuck 0
hey guys, opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and they all stink. I LOVE old school jazz and Johnny cash!!! let's all get over it :)
chiddy_bang71 0
Some rap is bad, like Travis porter, waka flaka flame, solja boy, ect. some of it is very good, like chiddy bang, b.o.b, eminem, 2pac lupe fiasco, big L, ect. some rock is bad, like slipknot, nickelback, incubus, ect. some rock is very good like sublime (w or w/out Rome), red hot chili peppers, weezer, papa roach, ect. both genres have there good and bad artists.
deathmetalkill 3
Yay!!! If were all bashing on music, **** you polka. **** you.
Kn0wledge123 21
Rap is awesome-sauce Rock is awesome-sauce **** techno! :D
RaineLee 5
127- How could you? Techno means everything to me.
DontModMeDammit 10
120- I think you mixed up Incubus and Papa Roach, but don't worry I found your mistake.
Tarak_fml 7
dubstep is legit
akichan15 5
**** crunkcore, grindcore.... any other faggy genres that's infested with scene fags.
CryMoreFMLs 15
164's picture scArred me for life. That's pretty damn hard to do.
JinDoritos 3
I like Doritos.
slushpup9696 12
Music is pretty good in all forms, even if it's Nyan cat.
Nanduh 6
also mixed up weezer with slip knot don't know how they did that...
Cheergal910 15
Bonding time!
dickydickman 0
does anyone else read FML while takin a dump?
MizzErikaHart 8
lol dont think so... usually before bed...like now
ohmygaaawsh29 0
yupp, aka right now
ohmygaaawsh29 0
yupp, aka right now
winnadapooh 4
oh 47, I am. :)
ImmortalKratos 0
girls dont poop...
DropDead77 11
102 - Haha true :p
liggity 1
47 it's the most peaceful place to read fml
thecoolestever1 0
102 is right. Girls don't poop. Get your facts straight. And i'm taking a dump right now.
Awesome_Guy2468 0
lol fyl
FightingTheStorm 0
can't touch this!
grapisy 8
Na na na na. cant touch this.
JakeLee 6
except for you. you can touch me.
marryjaneex0 7
haha well thats awkward ..
kaykay9080 5
P!mp daddy~
Crncj 0
maybe it's not the dancers on tv that made op's dad want to take dance classes... it's always the girlfriend...
xx255q 0
I don't think he's going there just to learn some new moves, maybe gf hot?
wowlol727 0
if ur girlfriend turns into ur mom well.... thts just the ULTIMATE crotch blow...
rhpsfan9 10
Well it will be a good time for them to get to know each other.