Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML
Today, at an annual summer family event, I showed my family a magic trick I'd practiced for weeks. The grand finale involved making a coin disappear. Instead, I launched it into my uncle's soup. He digged it out with his spoon, then looked at me and asked if it was for keeps. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl in a bar with a magic trick. Instead of pulling a coin from behind her ear, I accidentally flicked her glasses straight into her pint of lager. She was far from impressed. FML
Today, my nephew asked if I wanted to see a magic trick. I humored him and let him give it a go. He covered my phone with a blanket, counted to three, and revealed that it had "disappeared." The little genius had dropped it into a fish tank while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, we had a family gathering at my mom's house. I offered to bring dessert, and I was very proud of my homemade cheesecake. As I set it on the table, my uncle decided to do a magic trick with it and make it disappear onto the floor. FML
Today, I attempted to show off my juggling skills at a family gathering using oranges. One slipped out of my hand, hit a shelf, and knocked over a picture of my parents. The glass frame shattered, and now my family thinks I have a vendetta against their marriage. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
How did you not see this coming? Tell your boyfriend about this new trick. Have him bend over, then shove the same wine dripped broomstick up his ass.
untoward 0
YDI for not seeing that "trick" on tv before
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verylongschlong 0
pwned so bad it hurts
SkyEatsJack 4
Why did you not just let go and move out of the way quickly?
catatonicsleep 17
it won't fall straight down it will splash everywhere
GigglePony 13
I'd imagine you could have moved with plenty of time/breathing room left. Then again, you're American...
GooeyChickenman 0
Ops boyfriend is awesome
catatonicsleep 17
i dropped a bowl of cereal and the milk splashed a wall 2 meters away (about 6 feet) as the bowl falls it spins and splashes far around it...
MrSassypants 34
47 well then if it did that then OP wouldve had to haul ass out of the way.
Fail_For_Me 3
OP's boyfriend is a douche-bag!
KiddNYC1O 22
Funny... what suit was it?
XxDevilxXGt 26
well OP could have guided the bowl away towards a wall and then ran as it falls, can easily make it out. If of course she has good coordination
cufaoil 11
55, Clubs...
zp5 4
FAVORITED.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
YDI for wearing clothes. Freak!
rallets 23
i thought it said he wanted to show you a "magic stick" lmao and yea, what kinda weirdo wears clothes
willou35_fml 13
hehe
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
the old bowl of wine held by a broom on the ceiling trick never fails
jackirose 0
are you a dude or a chick?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I believe the correct term us dude or dudette
crazycornn 0
55 is a winner xDDD
sexybeastsexybea 0
you shouldn't have grabbed his stick in the first place!!!! hahaha his stick spilled all over your suit.
belouie 2
wow that's lame I'm sorry
jewban 3
well thats a waste of wine
jwbbabe 9
why do you have a suit ?
OrginalOwen 0
Shoulda grabbed a towel and cover yourself and try to catch it.
fatman217 0
134 how would she get a towel if she's holding a bowl of wine on a stick op you should have just got out of the way plain an simple
cheeseonmyburrit 0
you move your hands up the broomstick as high as possible then drop and catch if u boss
sukatlife 0
haha I did this to my sister but it was a bowl of water
McBurgar 0
Yes, because most of America is populated by nudists, right?
TheOriginalKyrs 0
I saw this on YouTube. sad but funny.
NotDeadYetDammit 0
Srsly? what was the titel? I want to see it ;P
towboater198425 6
sucks to be you stupid ****
whoisthisgirl 4
I seen this prank on raywilliamjohnson
Kaiden2554 3
youtube don't say raywilliamjohnson cuz half the people don't know him
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
couldn't she have undressed while holding the bowl up then let it pour all over her naked body in a seductive way. could've been a nice story to tell the bf before dumping him
Brittneyyyy 7
You shouldn't have let go >:(
lAdykrUElz 0
I think the dumb Op thought that the magic part was that it wont fall!lmao #FAIL
kool_girl_123 9
When she said that she was in a new suit it could of been for a job interview
Colin466 0
How the f$$$ is that a magic trick? sounds like he is just an asshole!
JoshTheMaggot 8
It's a prank. you tell people it's a trick buy really it's a pranks..
crazymase 9
this^^
MissNicky_fml 0
Exactly
ButlerOfChaos 7
Obviously you understand nothing about sarcasm. Has the Internet taught you nothing?
PSQ91 6
Haha you got owned :)
fatman217 0
so did your mom last nite
travisrocker 0
that's just sad
untoward 0
YDI for not seeing that "trick" on tv before
ydi_4_suking 20
It's a prank where you say it's a magic trick and you walk away leaving the idiot holding it up
Tikwichka 5
Stating the obvious?
HamsteronA 0
Thanks for that one, captain obvious.
jweezy89 4
he was responding to some other idiot that asked how that's a joke. .
fatman217 0
apparently there's alot of fudging idiots on dml
blackberry8462 0
at least we don't make typos...
Syrael 0
I cant believe ppl are still falling for that one xD
you_failed 15
Agreed! It's one of the oldest pranks out there! xD
max_wilder 9
haha you have been had. I wonder how long you held it there?
mrahhhhh 21
Congratulations, OP. A new suit with wine all over it... you're just like one of those rich upper class businesswomen! You'll get that promotion now for sure!
Icyyy 0
Ohh, I read 'suit' and assumed that it was a gay couple xD
mikuxxhatsune 32
Tis the new trend, shows that you can afford to spill expensive posh wine on your expensive posh outfit.