Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
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lolol182 4
dump him?
missgoober 0
i don't care if you're in college, high school or married for 30 years. you shouldn't cheat on someone you're in a relationship with.
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Comments (178)
lolol182 4
dump him?
trenton95 4
number one Is right
rottentomatoes 7
March 19th was my birthday!
nic7973 23
dump him...or join in?
GirlOnFire143 6
March 20 is my birthday!
tehhotness 0
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Your boyfriend rules, I hope one day, I can give him a high five somehow
Otto12 0
give him a virtual high five. always does the trick
FailVader 0
how the **** does he rule? he's a ******* jerk! you know what I hope when I get a girlfriend she cheats on me. she'll be the best girlfriend ever! (sarcasm)
xpopcorn 0
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rock on! I'd give him a double high five and a chest bump!
kecke 1
That's messed up dude
Rainhawk94 27
The sarcasm in #2's comment couldn't have been more freaking obvious
anon137 7
You are a ******* asshole!!! Why don't you get a life!
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
well you'll die alone.
TrustStolen 16
For what? Cheating?
omg_18 0
he could have played that out much better.
Offspring_fml 27
Wow, that really sucks. The only fool there is him. I'd have to say, don't date college boys.
sportcrazychick4 7
My boyfriend and I met in college... Is that bad?
Elovena 9
Yeah..
effmailyfe 0
How did you get into his dorm? Do you have a key or something? If he just left his door open, he's even more of an idiot in addition to cheating on you!
shady_angel 0
:O omg!!!! what a twat!!!! dumped him i take it... thats what he deserves
heavyop 0
Oh, that would suck. But you have to give the man props for a quick response!
rachel42 0
i agree, dump him. but seriously? if you're in college, you shouldn't be surprised. If you aren't in college, don't date someone who is, and welcome to college-life
fmlplz 0
Was there room for one more in the bed? If so, I hope you know the proper thing to do in that situation. You just made a new friend.
allstarplayer324 0
yeahh, if your still in high school and hes in college or you go to college farther away...you probably should've expected it unless you were dating for over a year.