Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML
Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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Samael_fml 0
You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!
abcdefghijklmno_fml 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks
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abcdefghijklmno_fml 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks
Kickered 0
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The way this FML was written makes it sound like you live with your parents. If you live with your parents you are either too young or too poor. So I conclude that your parents bought the Brand New Grand Piano. So they can **** on it if they want to. : ) In other words...FAKE!
killerviral 0
atleast it wasn't ur Dorset playing it
wasted0087 0
It could have been a gift genius FYL
GetBackJojo 0
age was never mention, so this could definately be true. But if it's not it would still suck if it ever happened.
metalcrue 0
231: god you're stupid. maybe they were visiting?
alyssaax3 0
#231 a lot of young people are on this. Like even 10 year olds are on this app. I'm 15 so I guess I'm too young??
ZleveL 0
or maybe some people just don't want to move? don't ask me why, in 2 years I'm bustin out of my parents house and joining the marines, but maybe he/she wanted to stay
astarwarsfan 0
it looks like the piano (puts on sunglasses) wasn't the only thing your parents were playing
zanguard 0
I wonder what song they were playing?
redtigerlily 5
It could have been a birthday or Xmas present, idiot.
theConstant 0
disregarding ur parents having sex on the piano... since it's ur grand piano ur sister can't touch it even if ur all the way upstairs? learn to share princess..
Shookitup 0
well now we know why they bought it ^.^
chadical 0
thats were Microsoft got the idea for sticky keys
Bear_Flu 0
zing!^
jacetopia96 1
or 231 she's a teenager with a lot of cash
rainydayz133 6
No, just no. it sounds like OP is around teenage years and she suspected that her sister was playing on her piano which her parents probably brought.
tyjay11642 0
How is that even possible...?
the_enigma1019 1
# 270, the sister may have been really young, hence the sex sounding like her sister "playing". Would you let a young child bang on your piano?
aimzskee 30
Not something you woukd ever wish to see
MehrunesDagon456 20
I'm a ten year old but I have the maturity level of an adult, (hence my name, the name of a murderous 200 foot tall demon from hell)
Sunrox 4
Seriously? If they bought it and don't want their sister touching it, then that's their choice. God.
KHJ_ftw 0
ugh!
biggerthanlife 0
Here cums Mozart!
Zangetsu67 5
First
arrow007archer 19
pass the brain bleach
princess243 0
LOL eww!!
Chad_the_Brony 0
Wait, you have your own piano but your name is Guitarchick?
krmc822 6
Dude that's jsut sick ^ and maybe she likes music
Samael_fml 0
You'd think they'd at least have the courtesy to wait until no one else is home before screwing somewhere where anyone could just walk in!
Radgears47 23
My parents are horny... Too horny. They have gone at it (i caught them in the act by accident) while ive had friends over.
Serial 2
ahhh, nothing like sex on the piano
Milena_fml 0
#4, that's how you know it's a fake
Boudica 0
LOL, if they bought it they can abuse it.
myoukei 31
what if it was either A: a gift from someone else (and not her parents) or B: something op saved up for themselves? ???
Satoaoi 13
not to have sex on. that's just stupid annoying and makes no ******* sense at all
rawr_z 0
Woah that's disgusting lol.
YUMmMm 0
agreed ^^^^ and OP you are scared for life ...
fatham 0
ur pretty
rupert_45 0
she's pretty
alex_vik 1
You have disgusting parents.
CanadianHuney 0
I agree! ugh I'd sell the piano...
Natadance4eva 0
and without their permission...I'd be soo pissed, they need to get a room!!
jazminbliss 2
oh ew. gag.