hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
mandygeegoesnom
United States
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
eMmA01
United States
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Sir Smokalot
France
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Anonymous
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Top comments
cassie13091 10
Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)
AugustBurnsToast 14
Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D
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Comments (110)
SchellShocka 1
Hope his grandma can cook!
crimsonprodigy 15
*fap fap fap*
pnutbutternjelly 15
Maybe you both wear the same perfume.
plasticsmile42 2
Lmao.
mosquito19 14
did you tell him that he smells like your ex's balls
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
Grandmas' houses are awesome that's a compliment
whattheforkdude 0
Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? :D
eatpussy 0
So you smell like tuna?
Heinousness 0
You're right about one of those, 22( the first[ funny ass chick])
Heinousness 0
Not mine! She smells like dirt(probably because she's dead) my other grandmother reeks of mothballs, perfume, and rotted cookies (I still wonder why, since she doesn't own any of the above)