Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. I locked the stall door, but got walked in on anyway. This is the eighth time this has happened this week, and multiple people think I’m just too stupid to lock the door. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Maybe I'm misunderstanding this FML, but don't most locks allow you to open it from the inside regardless if they're locked or not?
thepsychobilly 0
Well, I guess you are that idiot.
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Comments (106)
Vampyro94 0
retard
MrSassypants 34
looks like R-Kelly isn't the only one trapped in the closet!
selenagirl_fml 0
be careful, don't fall asleep in there, Freddy Krueger might get ya!
MrSassypants 34
oh it's a bathroom! nevermind the stale R-Kelly joke. ~_~
ALindsey 0
Haha you fail, and YDI
legonut4 0
it's funny because you said only idiots would do what you did which means you are dumb
shyam513 13
well atleast your mum was right - one of you DID lock yourself in.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
fail. Let's start a fail combo
HeatherXCore 0
What kind of locks lock you inside the room? I thought the point was to lock people out while you do your business?
Freeze_fml 17
Here we go again with reposting something below up here.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
mom = 1 you = 0
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
you guys fail at fail combos
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO =) ydi
Flinlock 0
I was wondering that myself... Only locks I've seen on bathroom doors are on the inside. If you locked yourself in with one of those, you really are a moron...
Brittney_E 0
my friend locked himself in my bathroom. you two may get along(:
craphappened 4
Well you're lucky that there are people around to get you unlocked. If you lived alone, than that would be a real FML. This one is just saying " Today I tried proving to my mom that I'm not an idiot. But failed." NOT an FML man...
iRawrrrx33 0
well I've locked myself in a bathroom too. it sucks.
lizzilla8297 2
how do you lock yourself in a bathroom? does it lock from the outside? if so, you are the stupidest person ever for getting them. also, WTF is the purpose for locks that lock from the outside? to lock your victims inside?
bosskidz20 2
idiot ydi
dawg20_4 0
thats what i want to know!
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
LMAO Mrssassypants wins haha
keetlover 0
I GOT CHEESE!!!
MarkSeattle 0
retard put the lock on the wrong side of the door. just takes a couple of minutes and a screwdriver to fix bozo...
number0 8
FYL for having locks on bathroom doors.
cody123124 0
and so are you
sexybeastsexybea 0
does 37 have a lazy eye?
thepsychobilly 0
Well, I guess you are that idiot.
scvcwcheer 0
I love your pic!
talb1 7
stitch<33
caitlyn_skater 0
idiot
Veegulkz 6
hahaha idiot! xD
VickyG17 4
and the idiot of the year iiiiiiiss....Lola! congratulations, you are an idiot!
beachblondeex13 0
haha that made me laugh. yourr an idiot! fyl
YupThatsLiv 0
idk what to vote this one lol ydi for trying to be cool but fyl for being an idiot :)
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I probably would've done the same thing.. :P
skyttlz 32
Same here :P
Freeze_fml 17
Maybe I'm misunderstanding this FML, but don't most locks allow you to open it from the inside regardless if they're locked or not?
MrSassypants 34
maybe they might be a weird combination lock of some sort!
skyttlz 32
maybe it's one of the locks you have to twist to unlock
beachblondeex13 0
agreed^