hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
mandygeegoesnom
United States
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
eMmA01
United States
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Sir Smokalot
France
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Anonymous
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Top comments
cassie13091 10
Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)
AugustBurnsToast 14
Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D
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Comments (110)
SebastianG 2
Well what does his grandmas house smell like?
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Like hot teenage models having had generous amounts of sexy sex, obviously. :p (Since it's important info here....)
therealslim 15
34- dude wtf
Dracoboxer357 36
41- Asshole moment, apologies. Sleep dep makes me a little mean. :p The question just seemed a bit ludicrous and redundant to me is all. Perhaps my sarcasm was uncalled for....:(
SebastianG 2
You're retarded -___-
Nutty4Muffs 3
Why would he want to eat mothballs? (SARCASM)
perdix 31
You also smell like cat urine, moth balls and imminent death? Or Jean Naté?
challan 19
Lmao! My favorites are always thumbed down, takes a specific kind of smart ass to enjoy them!
Dracoboxer357 36
You know, for the first couple of months I was on fml, I disliked Perdix's comments, but he really seems to grow on you over time. :) (Sorry Perdix! But if it's any consolation, I find you very amusing in general now.)
nak245 5
Tell him he smells like your grandpa's bathroom
perdix 31
YDI for inviting hobos and transients into your home, then poisoning and dismemebering them. If you ever go over to your boyfriend's grandma's house, don't look in the basement freezer ;)
Snafuusmc 12
You smell like prune juice and applesauce?
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Get Someday and youll smell AMAZINGLY!!!!
Trisha_aus 15
Biscuits and menthol? My grandma makes yummy biscuits (cookies)
loserman67 36
This can be a very good or a very bad thing. Here are a few examples, REAL examples: 1. I had a Grandmother whose house always smelled of apple pie and cinnamon - she baked alot. 2. My wife had a Grandmother whose house always smelled like fresh laundry - never knew why bit it did. 3. My friend had a Grantmother whose house always smelled like boiled cabbage - that was terrible. 4. Another friend had a Grandmother whose house smelled of cigarettes, vomit and cat urine - nuff said. and finally 5. My brother had a Grandmother-in-law whose house smelled like moldly cheese and medicine - yuck. So hopefully you smell like one of the first two and not one of the last three.
therealslim 15
Thanks for the case study on the various smells of grandmas' houses
Ruffclue 9
man u have been with lots of grandmas
Enslaved 38
"HOO-HA!"
perdix 31
"I'm just getting warmed up."
Dracoboxer357 36
....older movie reference starring Al Pacino as a blind retired army officer? Movie title eludes me at present....
perdix 31
"Scent of a Woman"
Enslaved 38
perdix, I knew out of anyone on here, you'd be one to pick up on this comment. (:
perdix 31
Haha, Enslaved, I'm glad someone thinks they know how my mind works. Would you please tell me? Because I don't. ;)