Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
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itsgen 16
omg creep!!! call the cops
MsTs1 0
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your step daddy just wants some , give him some, it doesnt hurt anyone. you 2 will have a good time
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
Your bro is a playa yo! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! :P
SweetTea90 0
That's nasty asshole!!!
crazieeli 0
agreed. call the cops. well, discuss it with your mom first. oh, and why not try locking the door? good idea no? :P
nomnomsean 0
lol but how would he even do that, do you not have doors in your house? wtf?
sophiepento 0
you sick mother ******
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i lol'd. take pictures of him in the shower and post them on the internet if he doesn't stop. or even better, mass print them and hang them all over the neighborhood.
Elizabeth_495_xo 0
tell your mom ASAP!! and figure it out with her and not the cops right away
12frisbees 0
I assumed it was through a window.
blink182rocks 0
YDI for having a mom who could possibly marry a man, now **** him and make him happy.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
ok...don't get me wrong, but it's only REALLY creepy and an arrestable offense(or at least one that would get a restraining order or something) if you're underage. if ur 20 something and living at ur mom's house, not much you can do about it, unless your brother back u up when you tell ur mom. and yes, it's still creepy , even if you are over age, just not as creepy as if you were a teenager or younger. varying levels of creepy. oh, and lock your bedroom door at night if he's a drinker(and, possibly, even if he's not) cuz you don't really know what this might turn into if ur mom doesn't believe you. good luck
xFenix81x 0
Next time he does it, bash the door into his face. Oh and pumface, you dont have any common sense. You are just a sick ****. Dumbass.
newfielover123 0
omg in so sry tht sucks wata **** (Ray) tell ur mom plzzzz
drdj2006 3
ok for starters #2 your grose and second OP tell your mom tell another family member you trust and tell some one at school a teacher you trust a Guidance counsler principal anyone of authority tell them all and some one will listen and help you if hes peaking now who knows what it will excalate to keep an eye on your brother also and make sure he knows its wrong and to tell you if Ray does somthing like that to him or your friends or when ever he does it to you be careful and talk to some one quick DJ ps sorry for any spelling mistakes i couldnt "speel two savie mi livef"
Pink_ElePhant88 0
#71 is right, even write "pedofile" on it and move out with a friend.
lissaperhaps 0
hah:)
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
WHAT THE HELL?! He's a ******* pedophile and a peeping creeper! OP, call the cops, tell your mom, do SOMETHING! I am so sorry that creepy son of a bitch stares at you and married your mom :O
Proudxmommie17 0
your nasty disturbed and need to be thrown in jail
jamiegiv4 0
call the cops NOW
xxbadassbitchxx 0
holy shit dude! tell your mom and when your in the bathroom open the door super fast! that's what I did with mu uncle, but he didn't get arrested, I'm. 11
pittsburghpens1 0
is living with ur real dad an option?
PurpleLlamas 0
28 what if it doesnt lock?? bad idea, no? :P
flodezie 0
hey there beautiful!! ;)
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
OH SNAP! tell your mom? also maybe cover the window?
ThatLSUFan 4
Pedobear!
Jak0p 25
I first read "peeing" and was like WTF why is your stepdad doing that?! but peeping is worse, for sure :D
Casualt1234 0
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haha perv alert. sorry but i found this really funny
ladyLALAA 29
You're a creep
yeamovelikethat 7
i feel horrible for you
dancingxthexmoon 0
1. Make sure with your brother that it's true because this is serious. 2. convince your mum to put locks on the door without the Ray guy knowing. e.g "Mum, (lil' bro) peeped on my friend and maybe me". as a excuse but tell him this first. 3. When showering, place your clothes or a towel to cover the bottom of the door. If he still peeps, then give your little bro a camera. 4. The next tine he does it and is caught by your little bro, tell your bro to video tape without being seen. Then give you the evidence. 5. Go to the police. DO NOT tell your mum yet. Since she loves him, she would maybe deny it. As they say, love is blind. 6. Get the support of the police and arrest him. 7. oops, I forgot. Make sure to confide in people like close friends or family who you're sure won't discuss it with your mum so she won't say it to Ray. For all you know, he could be planning to rape you so take actions FAST.
redhedsaysrawr 18
I say just skip over 1,2, and 3 and just get the brother to record it... thats the fastest action there is.
cryssycakesx3 23
jeez can you not just say "brother" make sure he's being honest and offer to pay him for the evidence. siblings do anything if there's a promise of financial gain!
Death546 25
I would help my sister in a situation like this with no money needed. No one would creep on my sister and get away with it.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
Be afraid, I don't think calling the cops would help much. Just pay someone to break his kneecaps
aerials_fml 0
Wow #2, even if you were kidding, that's too much. I say you should tell your mom and have your brother back you up. There's nothing worse than having your mom not believe you and to let that creeper not get in trouble.
Jehanne_fml 0
And if that fails, call the cops.
stellasue11 38
she definitely needs to tell somebody!!!
teehee520 0
Tell your mom ASAP.
Starrlife_101 0
SERIOUS TELL YOUR MOM GET HIM OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!
seb12992 0
Number 9 ftw. You shouldn't have to live with that perv.
dearViena 0
don't feel so safe anymore huh? xD
SittingInTheSky 6
you motherfucking dickshit! Imma come spy on you getting undressed now!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#10- This isn't something to laugh about... It's really creepy and could escalate. Hopefully it didn't...it's been a few years since this FML was posted...
deathproof_fml 0
That's ******....you gotta tell your mom or something.
_Noon_ 0
Eww. I totally agree with #9. That is one creepy step dad.