hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
mandygeegoesnom
United States
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
eMmA01
United States
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Sir Smokalot
France
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Anonymous
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Top comments
cassie13091 10
Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)
AugustBurnsToast 14
Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D
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Comments (110)
boredfishing 0
You smell like old people sex? Creepy....
DMarie217 0
Tell him he reminds u of dog piss, apple juice if it's pure it's healthy!! Lol
OfficeNinja 5
So, do you smell like yummy cookies or moth balls and denture paste? This could go either way.
Heinousness 0
Who doesn't?
shrdlu 28
My grandparents' apartment always smelled like mothballs.
Apm96 0
Musty.
Cablo_Gubla 2
That may not be a bad thing, maybe his grandmother's house smells nice. At any rate, I don't feel that a harmless offhand vocalized observation like that is deserving of an FML. If that makes you say "**** my life", the death of a loved one is going to completely destroy you.
colton7 0
Change your perfume maybe? Just a thought
tedharrison 0
What the hell is wrong with that
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Oh wow. LOL! xDDDD;