Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I had an interview scheduled for 10:05. When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait. Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes. I got told to go home and that I'd be rescheduled. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in ages. I went in early, but instead of anyone telling me, they waited for the manager to come and get mad at me because it was supposed to be an online interview. I apologized and we went ahead with the interview, but she seemed disinterested and annoyed. I don’t think I got the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, I had a job interview today after being unemployed for months. I left early but a stranger's giant SUV had me blocked in for over two hours. I called to explain the situation in the hope that I would be given another interview slot later in the week. I was told I clearly didn’t want the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML
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Top comments
chiripa 3
did you get the job?
racerapj 10
You seem to have plenty of patience to wait an hour and a half
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Comments (68)
chiripa 3
did you get the job?
GodPart2 20
Or did they fire the interviewer?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Termination of employment, reason: You (interviewer) are a total liability, and a dumbass.
12GaugeTurtle 1
Well if OP didn't get the job he was going for, I heard about that new interviewer position that opened up...
Meettitan 14
Come on OP, ever heard of the "Day after patience exam"? Stay there all night and have the store opened in the morning and you've got the job.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Ok lets be real. This guy is still unemployed. At least we know you dont mind waiting for a winner. =]
racerapj 10
You seem to have plenty of patience to wait an hour and a half
siickman 7
After like 30 mins or so i would have got up and bitched... No patience :/
Bluekaren16 19
Time is money.
FarSide 23
Tell that to an inmate.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe it was a test on working independently or solving problems with confidence. Too bad you went with patience.
twaumat 28
should have take what you could as a souvenir.
sarbear293 4
Or not. Because, you know, that's a crime.
KiddNYC1O 22
Patience test still in progress lol.
Tolarie 13
Well I hope you got the job OP!
coolbrony12 3
Highly doubt she still wants it
zandalee 20
I would have employed you! You are very committed! ;)
skippymagee 5
Don't worry about it OP. if you could wait for an hour and a half, then it probably wasn't because of you. Better luck next time you can do better than those people.
Krirn 21
You must've failed as soon as you took out your phone to submit this FML.
callous 2
A patience test? No shortage of genius here.
Mister_Triangle 21
Google's employment tests make this look like easy mode
linsanitee 8
Ultimate patience testXD