Today, whilst at work as a furniture salesperson, a couple was looking at a couch. As part of our sales technique, we invite people to take a seat. The man was wearing shorts, and his testicles dropped out to the side. I had to discuss fabric options, etc, whilst avoiding looking at his balls. FML
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orangediva 10
OP here second attempt. Stubbies are Australian shorts which are very short. Commonly worn with thongs and a singlet, classy! Anyway, you know when you are on a diet and you are not allowed to eat chocolate. It's the same trying to not look at a pair of danglies. And I knew you all would put up some great comments. Thank you :)
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Wizardo 34
Sounds like your willpower took a real testes.
Bogrbon 27
I saw a guy with the same issue after a tornado went through his house, posed for a full page spread in the Denver Post in front of the rubble.
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Comments (34)
Wizardo 34
Sounds like your willpower took a real testes.
syki 22
Props to OP. I would've gone nuts.
Lalala579121 28
It's balls-to-the-couch crazy.
The_Unlucky1 19
That's ball-er. I'll show my self out
Stripez234 16
C'mon... you could do better.
ReineRien 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He didn't dress for you though! You shouldn't look! xD
Bogrbon 27
I saw a guy with the same issue after a tornado went through his house, posed for a full page spread in the Denver Post in front of the rubble.
nesteremily 31
How did he not feel that??
Mauskau 36
I was also wondering this, can men feel where their balls are sitting?
chewsef 17
Yes we can.
manofmerr 27
We can also feel where they are standing. Sometimes we dont know where they're dancing, but usually we feel that too.
trucker2 33
He was waiting for you, to say get comfortable test, it out. XD
hellnosucka 27
you mean testies out.
MidnaLink 35
Aaaaaand… this is why I WEAR underwear.
HoofHeartedBro 14
excuse me, your balls are showing...Bumblebee tuna.
creditless 14
it was a test grasshopper... u passed
writerchic85 26
You teabag it, you buy it