Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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NGM_47 0
If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!
LadyMedic 0
What are the odds of that?
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LadyMedic 0
What are the odds of that?
emilysanftwsom 0
100-1 I bet. This is actually a funny FML for once.
fuzzybrownbear 0
Depends on the person, some people get really sweaty hands when nervous. It can get pretty bad and disgusting.
jyn_fml 0
hahaha something to remember your wedding by.
live_and_learn 0
yeah, good thing too 'cause his wife won't remember too much. lol
NGM_47 0
If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!
TheTragicReturn 0
Yes. Video or it didn't happen. Seriously, people film weddings. If it's true, there MUST be a video.
A_50cal_goes 0
also take #4s face off the Internet, it scares kids...
Chantallika 0
Isn't this an almost verbatim retelling of another FMyLife from the man's point-of-view?
pixiee_fml 0
LMAO. i agree, put it on youtube ;D dont worry, i'm sure you'll both laugh about it in the near future if you arn't already now
justmyluck1212 0
lmfao the audience will either think she's fat or your weak
DevineLegacy 0
lol wow that sucks! well like a year from now, you can look at it and both laugh
leeenerz 0
i read a similar one from the brides point of view...that would be really funny if you guys posted the same story here and didnt know
thequickredofox 0
Bad news if she regains consciousness, develops amnesia, doesn't remember getting married and you have to do it all over again! Plus side: you might remember to wipe your sweaty paws first!
yaktazuki 0
This will be a great story to tell your kids