Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Eternally romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Sing me to sleep…
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Gratitude walks
Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
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carecow 16
He tripped and fell into her?
Dave_Davington 34
I hate it when that happens.
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Comments (102)
ZachREQ 6
are you twins or is he just a dumbass
Nyrax18 4
Something similar happened to me. A girl I used to be dating had an identical twin, like they used to play tricks on me because there was literally no difference between them. They took it too far one day and the twin came home pretending to be my girlfriend, and I ended up nailing her. Now ex-girlfriend came home and flipped. Girls can be bitches.
DariaPines 8
Now you can burn your sister's christmas presents…''Accidentally''.
pris0027 19
Sorry OP. You must feel very betrayed.
DarkSideOfBlack 2
In the words of Slim Shady: "What, she tripped, fell and landed on his d*ck?"
emmarose916 5
Falling off a bike is an accident. Having sex with some one is 100% choice. I'd dump his ass on the curb n find a better man.
Chrisseruss 13
Maybe you could 'accidentally' cut off his penis?
_awsomness 3
beat your ******* sister.
EclipseCandy6 24
Are you a twin? Not that that's an excuse, I'm just trying to understand where he thinks his logic might be coming from
maheen_khan 14
Even if you and your sister are twins she didn't forget that she isn't you, so I think your sister needs to calm Tf down cause that's a shitty thing to do to her own sister and as for your boyfriend he was an ass who had sex with your sister so you breaking up with him would be you dodging a bullet lmao