Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Lol. Maybe he is going out with you to get to your dad.
kika_fml 0
Lol, that kinda sounds like your fault. And by kinda, I mean completely.
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Comments (76)
Jimboom 12
Lol. Maybe he is going out with you to get to your dad.
tylyr 0
my scrotum itches.
murlocholmes 5
kinky
smeesha 4
love ur pic :] Alphonse :]
WAxlRose 0
What he wanted to do to your dad? or what he wanted to do to you? i assume is its the latter, even though its worded rather confusingly, either way that sucks.
kika_fml 0
Lol, that kinda sounds like your fault. And by kinda, I mean completely.
fukn_yur_mama 0
Who would text something like that to a cell phone that actually belongs to their gf's dad anyway? I think your boyfriend totally deserves the ass beating he's about to receive from your dad.
Jem0_0 0
Ehh I wouldn't exchange dirty texts using someone else's phone.
misskrisha 0
all things 'dirty', including texts, pictures, and voicemails, should only be sent to the proper person's accounts/devices, and not one they're borrowing temporarily.
deliciouskaek 1
He shouldn't have been texting you that stuff on your dad's phone. Suppose you deleted the messages, but they remained in a a 'Trash' folder? Or suppose you forgot to delete them altogether? Neither of you thought this through very clearly, did you? another YDTO
Nakedsquirrel 5
How sad that you were loaned someone's cell and yet all you were doing with it was texting incessantly. Hopefully now your dad realises what a stupid move that was. Texting "all day" when cell phones' main purpose is for calling is frivolous and kinda pathetic, anyway.
geon_olam 17
Cell phones can't make calls stupid, that's why people have landlines.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
78- I really hope you're kidding.
PlasticShark 0
I think that nothing else can be said, apart from the fact that you thoroughly deserved that one
Neenertastic 0
Tell us, exactly, what he wanted to do with your dad? Was it juicy??