Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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christa953 12
I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)
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Comments (180)
christa953 12
I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
KaptainKronicX 5
At least it wasn't your boyfriend fooling around with your brother.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
You would respond by breaking up with him and never trusting your sister again with the men in your life.
DontModMeDammit 10
How does one come up with that cover up?!.........it's flawless!
doctorhook86 25
I...shocked. I'm also jealous. Never cheated, don't intend to...but Im intrigued by the thought of fooling around with hot girlfriend's hot sister. Guess I'll live vicariously through FMLs like this.
yankfan89 27
Try waking her up by a punch to the face. And a nice kick to the balls for your ex-boyfriend.
baconftw 9
When people obviously lie to my face, the only thing I have to say is "**** YOU".
SamanthaCassieL 10
You respond by dragging him out of your house an then beatin the shit out of your sister. If she is that bad of a person to help someone cheat (especially on her sister) then I'm sorry, I'd be an only child.
efemel94 7
Stare into their eyes whilst taking a shit thus ruining their moment.
iGrassYourSister 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
oh yay, let's promote violence! because that's always the key!! Oh no, it's a joke right as docbastard said? But I can't find the part which makes it funny, someone explain this to me? or just grow up and learn to conrol your emotions and stop looking like complete retards. However seems like the majority here are like that.
gunmania0 12
^^ Wannabe.
dorko_is_me 6
I'd respond by helping wake the sister up by beating her backstabbing ass!! Then move on the the scum bag cheating ex-boyfriend and give him a parting kick to the nuts and punch to the face!!
AssTard 15
How the **** do you walk in on someone in the shower? Can you not hear the shower going?
braibrai734 2
Well maybe the door was unlock and she was still half asleep...
Tophatz98 5
Sorry that happened to you. Hopefully you will find a new boyfriend
thatrealysucks 0
never talk to her and for the boyfriend right then and the sick him or kick him in the balls grab his clothes throw them outside drag my sister out the bathroom and lock her in the room then draag the boy outside lock him out go turn off the water tell my father and let him do the whipping to my sister
thatrealysucks 0
#173 I ment sock
Hollywoodgirl79 18
Nice boyfriend you have there. Same goes with the sister. Tell your sister that your boyfriend has an STD. But FYL, OP.
ghostlilac 25
That would backfire, because it would mean that OP probably has an STD too.
MrSassypants 34
Telling a lie to your sister that the boyfriend has a STD doesn't mean OP has one.
swag2314 0
I think #15 was assuming that they have had sex before so he gave her the std
AwkwardHaole808 16
The point of saying the OP's boyfriend had an STD, was to try and scare the OP's sister.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)
speshlk37 13
Yeah, you can't break up with your sister but you can take a poop on her bed.
alexup24 13
YDI for having a shower. Naw jk, but you're ex boyfriend is a scumbag.
DracoSpirita 21
40 - I misread your post as "take a poop on her head". Honestly, I think my idea is better.
speshlk37 13
Nah, mine is bed-er.
ladytigerhunts 20
Amen to her sister being a bitch and the boyfriend being a douche. I wouldn't dream of doing this to my owns sister, or best friend.
vocaloidtiger 12
Excuses, excuses... People have been really bad at coming up with them these days, haven't they (not that there's any excuse for this)?
Hollywoodgirl79 18
"Well, she was having a sex dream and I was only half awake and I thought it was you. But don't worry, you look better naked." -Bf to OP
pastywhitekid 10
You would think they could come up with some better excuses. Sheesh, some of these just make me want to facepalm and walk away
zachherbert 10
Excuses are like ass holes. Everyone has em, and they all stink.
KeyboardWarrior 10
I highly doubt that.
l23VIVE 17
No it does, i've smelled it before
Sandman578737 0
You never try to wake someone when they are sleepwalking it can turn violent or in this case sexual
brackaman 18
Was this the same girl who tried to sneak out and punched her dad?
TarieBoo 2
i thought she punched her mom?^
coxatron 2
That's funny right there
PantyGAMES 10
"I saw her sleepwalking in the shower so I decided to go in and wake her up! But, I didn't want my clothes to get wet, so I got naked. And we all know the best way to wake somebody up is to..."
whosindahouse 9
Wait so did he wake her up?
p3mguin 7
Have surprise butt sex!
randomthing 22
Dump him.
vocaloidtiger 12
Nah, don't dump him, what did he do wrong? Sarcasm. Of course she should dump him, Sherlock.
HentaiBunny 4
I like how this comment is right under the previous one ending in "is to..." I dunno, I thought it was cute.
newbiehere99 6
Maybe they were trying to save money on the water bill by showering together ..
BunchieRules 31
71 - So that's why OP's boyfriend didn't want to shower with her! I knew he was hiding something.
videophone 0
Agreed you would have to be the most stupidest person to remain with a non-faithful ass wipe.
AnyaS 19
Was she "sleep walking" in the nude?
zachherbert 10
Doesn't everyone?
phatdaddy62 23
If you sleep in the nude, there's a mighty good chance that sleepwalking would also occur while in the nude. Think about it . . . There you go!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
When I sleep walk in the nude, I have lots of fun. This morning, I woke up with a G-String full of $20 bills.
tonnie_soms 5
Yeh right…
Mikkihot 2
Looks like you need to punch your sister awake in the face and kick your "boyfriend" asleep
1crabbygirl 10
Perfect!