Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Eternally romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Sing me to sleep…
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Gratitude walks
Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
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carecow 16
He tripped and fell into her?
Dave_Davington 34
I hate it when that happens.
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Comments (102)
birdybirdchirp 18
That's so messed up on the both of them I wound "accidentally" stop talking to both of them...I hate reading these FML`s sorry OP.
toouglytoselfie 6
Well you can just kill him. Accidentally, of course.
stife7 13
Wait. If ur twins this can be legit.
AngegranielA 6
That's low
nemcali 34
Unless you are the spitting image of each other I am still puzzled by the "accidentally" part. Still no excuses for your sister unless she's dating your bf's identical twin...kinda unlikely even for Dinasty
doumtabarnack 12
Merry Christmas
southerngalslove 15
The grammar is poor in this one.
SmittyJA24 26
I dunno ... Banging a pair of sisters (either separately or in a 3-way) has always been on my bucket list.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm holding out hope for a mother-daughter tag-team or threeway.
FemskyD 26
Then both of them got hit by a car "accidently" KARMAAA
aylind 18
Your boyfriend is an asshole but your sister is even worse. I'm sorry you're related to someone like that op.