Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Eternally romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Sing me to sleep…
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Gratitude walks
Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
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carecow 16
He tripped and fell into her?
Dave_Davington 34
I hate it when that happens.
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Comments (102)
Econforthwin 15
Does he have a brother? Cuz if so, I see an accident in your future.
kerstileann 26
I hate it when i fall down naked into my girlfriends sister and passionately make love to her. Happens way to often.
Darkness_Hate 29
Break up with him accidentally too!
Mossygirl357 12
Wow! He might need to be an ex boyfriend.
42069666 18
unless you're identical twins or he's blind, I think he's probably lying
mfmylifesrsly 30
I remember reading this in the moderation section. it said twin sister. thats still not an excuse tho, he most likely could tell them apart.
stuckintime 17
but why didn't her sister say anything/stop? if identical there is a small chance he didn't realize and he is being up upfront with his gf about it. he might be telling the truth. why would he tell her at all if he didn't feel remorse
strike2867 13
@24 Simple, her sister is dating his identical twin.
1Nsan3 11
All logic all the time eh? #40
kjmw89 1
I wouldn't be half as mad with the boyfriend as I would the sister. Boys think with their dick. Obviously your sister didn't care if she hurt you.
Wolfparable 22
Way to generalize.. Not all of us males are like that or would ever do anything like that. I agree the sister is equally to blame though.
2ru 14
That is horrible. "The Season of Giving" taken to far.
xxreikoxx 31
Every dick's famous excuse word of choice is "accidentally" or some other lie. What'd they do, some really strong drug before this "accident" happened? I'm not trying to joke here. That sucks. I hope he's now your ex-boyfriend...please update us sometime!
Ph4r4m0nd 4
And what about her sister? Is she a "dick" also?
thecatman_95 5
Deffs twins
brandoneyez1 25
How big a boy is he that he bumped right into her accidentally. "Oops sorry gotta watch where I go with this thing."