itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
BreakingTheMood
Vanda, Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Threesome weirdness
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
sleepwalker
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Twisted
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Leo Scofield
🌶️ Spicy
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Anonymous
University Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Served and deserved
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
Top comments
CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
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marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
False_Stupidity 42
Well, he surely tripped up at least for being such a lame excuse for a human being and using such a lame excuse.
Jenmic 16
Tripped, fell, landed on his dick
hugozac88 22
He tripped and landed inside her already moist ******... Shesh people it happens all the time (insert sarcasm)
weveallbeenthere 30
#42. I up voted you but to many people here won't get the sarcasm even though you said it.
royceda510 10
Alright shady
thepersonyouknow 9
Its alright i get the joje
nicole74 13
I hope he had a random condom on when he tripped!
duuinit998 10
Eminem- guilty conscirnce
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
now you can "accidentally " kick him in the dick xD
AllKnowingTurtle 9
Well then "accidentally" break up with him.
False_Stupidity 42
Then "accidentally" kick him between the legs, so that he won't do that again.
EmoKami 21
Or "accidentally" slash his tires...just screams vengeful ex gf
shutupshane12 12
& #67 no, just no
j_cat187 20
"Accidental" castration and decapitation.
SystemofaBlink41 27
"Accidental" arrest.
militarybrat 21
#39 that is technically assault that she could be arrested for so be careful who you give that advice to.
CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
MrSassypants 34
"And every time I tried to pull it out, I accidentally pushed it back in over and over and over again."
BntyHntrSeattle 30
"But don't worry: I was accidentally thinking of you!!"
Daevas 18
"I was teaching her how to do push-ups."
R2Y2 22
I accidentally put on a faulty condom too
originaljosh 11
There's always that guy who kills it
R2Y2 22
**** if I care, haha.
j_cat187 20
Lol that was terrible.
Meanmommy02 11
It kept sucking me back in every damn time I tried to pull out..
thedevilspawn 21
Are you "accidentally" going to break up with him?
msasandman 6
accidents happen.
Nilorak 24
Are you op's ex?
tylercarolinex 21
yeah like pouring water on his games console: accidently of course!
buckdharma 38
5- Sure, it was a boating accident. He hit her between the legs with his kayak.
Bidnitch 3
Don't worry msasandman, I get sarcasm
Tonisha1989 11
Like your existence #5
HairIsEverything 15
Ooooh too far #109..
BlondePsycho 43
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should accidentally destroy his clothes.
Morning_fml 22
Nah, he could still press charges for damage of property. He cheated but he didn't physically harm her.
hayleyblack2u71 21
"Accidently" cheat and break up with him.
Cass_x 22
Break up; yes. Cheat; no. I won't say he doesn't deserve it, but if the OP cheats, she can be blamed for cheating, while he started everything. There's no reason to do stuff that can be used against you in the future.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
7--agreed. an eye for an eye.
BlindlyWandering 17
30 I agree 100%
marigoldcobain 21
Why do you think those laws still aren't used in society, #56?
rich443 22
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Maggi_1997 15
Why would he get hurt if she cheats? He doesn't care anyways. Why stoop down to his level for no reason?
RainbowRoos 12
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RBW_Slave 9
#7, you have it wrong. Break up, then **** whomever you wish.
Darkness_Hate 29
Well you need a new boyfriend and a new roommate.
sarah5745 41
Wow, so many 'accidentally' comments XD! Ditch the both of them OP, it's the best thing to do
Vestin 18
#10 So many of them, yet no a single one follows the canonical "I accidentally [noun]. Is this dangerous?". I am disappoint.
Wutdafuqq 24
So he tripped and "accidentally" fell into her?