Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
dylanger16 19
You're better off without him.
devildog562 33
Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.
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Comments (94)
Ervinator35 25
Don't let him get you down. You don't deserve an ass like him.
playmonty 9
Good riddance. He is the kind of person that likes to add insult to injury. Karma will catch up to him. Also, a LOT of people like abstract art, and I am sure a LOT of guys would be into you. It takes a brain to recognize a masterpiece :-) Chin up!!!
imsoeffingbored 13
I kind of thought it was sweet. at least he put some thought into it.
dragonrider1959 18
I like abstract art
DianaFrances411 13
I don't know how I would've contained my anger if someone said that to me.
Danielvera212 4
Honestly that was ******* hilarious
EveningShades 6
OP is from Canada, if her boyfriend is too, then he should've apologized right afterwards.
mewlugia 8
Call him Van Gogh and cut his ear off because he seems to be appreciative of art forms to give them a try
Anonymos_fmler 8
Don't be upset with this break up he was an asshole keep your head up
floyyd 2
So what he's saying, is he's the basic bitch, and he was doing you the favour so you could find someone just as abstract as you.