Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
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Top comments
dylanger16 19
You're better off without him.
devildog562 33
Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.
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Comments (94)
laaryssa 21
At least he did it in person, though you're probably better off without him
MilkshakeDaPimp 9
I guess I'm a no one.
headphones23 6
Well I love abstract art and you're amazing. A jerk like that is better off alone.
ohSNAPyall 27
Wow. He cared more about trying out an old joke on you than he cared your feelings. Seems like you're missing out on a solid dude.
vikky538 29
if he doesn't the value of a real abstract..then he truely does not know your value as he compared it with you... move forward dude... you will find someone who treats you right...
PinkasaurusRex 25
Although it was creative, it really was an awful way to do it. You'll definitely be better off without him!
ohSNAPyall 27
Not creative, it was a line.
Ilikepie82479 20
Modern art!
Stitcher 14
I feel like you've done something horrible to deserve this breakup. He wouldn't of chosen to say those specific things unless you did something to spark them. I reckon you're whining on the internet for sympathy, not just on FML. What did you do, OP, or did you choose to date someone awful?
wordnerd17 10
What an asshole.
brivielle 15
That is so cold. So sorry OP