Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
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Top comments
rebelbelle 17
mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP
redneck_wolf 19
That probably wasn't your breast decision....
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Comments (94)
rebelbelle 17
mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP
garrett_8614 14
This has actually happened to me before. I have long arms so when my arm hangs off of her shoulder, it just lands on her boob naturally. Luckily it hasn't gotten me slapped yet.
kerstileann 26
yeah we all know your lying op ;) did she like it or no?
marulicko 19
???
marulicko 19
Wtf I made emojis and they turned out like "???" And now I can't remove the comment O.o
RufusBarbarossa 13
57 - Or a combination of those :p
ShadowlessSpear 21
Get 'em while you can.
listner1 9
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listner1 9
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redneck_wolf 19
That probably wasn't your breast decision....
devildog562 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Everybody loves boobs. You may have jumped the gun a little on this one. Maybe explain and try again later.
shutupshane12 12
Or not
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that awkward eye contact afterwards
TheCharmanator 3
I'm confused, did you miss the shoulder completely and grab in front? or grab the other side? either way, that's awkward. hopefully you were both able to laugh it off
derp_taco 22
What's the problem. I don't see one
fortune789 17
I accidentally did that to a girl once because it was extremely cold where we were so we huddled to keep warm and I thought I was holding onto part of her jacket but it was her boob and she didn't say a word for about 10 minutes until I realized what was going on.
Chente_313 15
Your profile pic totally goes with your comment.
MrSassypants 34
Is the profile picture how your face looked once you realized what you have done? :D
somewizdom 15
It's more like his girlfriend's face during those 10 minutes.
JoshTheTacoMan 19
I'm guessing y'all ended up dating, or already were, because if she didn't say anything she either liked it or didn't mind. Either way, you my good sir, are a legend.
JustAHuman123 3
I agree with the above comment - the display picture fits right in with your comment (#8)
martin8337 36
Giggity.
bosox1995 11
This a fml why? More like a win