Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
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Top comments
dylanger16 19
You're better off without him.
devildog562 33
Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.
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Comments (94)
MrSassypants 34
At least there are many people that like art. Nobody likes a piece of shit.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Except flies and dung beetles.
MrSassypants 34
Then OP's ex can hang out with flies and dung beatles. Seems appropriate.
creativityisnt 19
Picasso never would have imagined he was a break-up line
EveningShades 6
Times change
Drnavid 13
That's just like a rocket failed to launch then boom on the ground. Sorry OP
loserman67 36
Sorry OP - that was harsh. You're better off. And if you want the last laugh, go to him and say speaking of artwork, your **** reminds me of a "still life", dead and not that exciting. Good luck in future relationships, I'm sure you're some worth having.
lennon_ 16
what a dick. you don't need that jerk.. you'll be a masterpiece in another man's eyes!
DarthVader77 9
Well, he gets the points for being straightforward
CydH 8
what a douche
afallingstar 22
Sounds like he did you a favor. What a jerk!
worldclassrager 41
Um...was this off his phone maybe a brothers? Being the sex male? Unless you prefer blue over pink... That's a horrible way to end it...but points for creativity...there are other fish in the sea OP
iAmPaul 49
Is is that hard to believe that OP's a gay guy? *facepalm*
limabeans101029 21
44- You do know that it's possible for men to have relationships with other men, right?
worldclassrager 41
I'll probably dig myself a deeper hole by saying this but what the hell... I figured that but still most relationships on here are straight even though this point is irrelevant of what else I have seen......Oh just forget it...I shouldn't read these when I am out of it
Bragi 12
I don't think he was referring to her looks. What he meant to say was "a piece of work."
iAmPaul 49
OP is a guy.
Bragi 12
Okay, other way round. BTW How can you tell?
dragonfire5665 8
81, look around the name. there's a o-> symbol