Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
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Top comments
dylanger16 19
You're better off without him.
devildog562 33
Hey abstract is an acquired taste but very expensive and classy. Move on and forward.
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Comments (94)
sionis 3
Lol
martin8337 36
Sounds like a Pic asshole.
LittleRed79 39
Wow, clearly nobody knows about Picasso. I laughed :)
shay_serendipity 29
It took me a minute to get it, but I get it now, haha
timmeeeee 10
Your reply shoudlve been "You're a fake peice of art. Which no one likes and wipe their ass with."
hard_candy 25
that was so bad, but it made me laugh!
KitchKraft 21
I wipe my ass with toilet paper. I don't judge though.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Wiping ones buttox with art is only for us fancy smanshy people. It was an acient technique uses by only the worlds most powerful people
grenadeasaurus 5
To some people abstract art is the most beautiful thing in the world.
SlipperyNipple 9
Whata douchenozzle
DenverTyrrell 13
He sounds like a dick, little bit of an unusual way to break up tho
BossManBryan 12
Well, at least your worth more than him $$$$
scottyboy417 19
Damn that's a really douche thing to say. If he is that insensitive he doesn't deserve you anyway.
WoldowJR 25
That's a pretty good line, actually. I should use that.
MrConcise 35
"You're abstract and I'm minimalist, you're just too complicated for me."
maxpaine1337 7
Odd thing to say before breaking up with you...could have been a little more tasteful in his choice of words.