Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Going to the dentist is terrifying. Next time hand him a couple of stickers, a lollipop, and a diaper.
natashamilan 13
Poor guy, that sounds terribly embarrassing!
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Comments (49)
frerik 9
look on the bright side, your job is only getting better :D
frerik 9
*from now on
IWishIWasObama 12
Until someone shit themselves
CinderBrick 13
Better him than you
natashamilan 13
Poor guy, that sounds terribly embarrassing!
fakedsincerity 32
Agree. Just because he's a fully grown man doesn't mean he is emotionless or immune to fear. Poor guy.
princessEll 25
Terribly what? Hehe
Welshite 40
Going to the dentist is terrifying. Next time hand him a couple of stickers, a lollipop, and a diaper.
gobiteme2 34
Only if they have no sugar in them :) and that includes the diaper
swanheart 35
What about the stickers? :)
xChaos 29
Was it just a normal check-up, or was something like a root canal? I probably would've lost my shit too, if it was a root canal...
hernanjaimes_ 22
I believe it was just a cleaning or at least that's what I understood from the fml
mb2_native 15
6, Root Canals are nothing compared to when they're infected, I almost died because the swelling got to the point where I had a hard time breathing, I got medicated just in time. And they cant do squat until the swelling goes down... Which can be a while -_- but now it's completely normal, mind no tooth there, but normal hahah
Soulless_95 20
Root canals actually aren't that bad. I've had one done before.
Stillo 25
True, if the dentist is a good one :)
EbyKat 16
Plenty of adults have dentist phobias.
brittaaany_93 38
I have panic attacks everytime I go to the dentist, but after I'm in the chair I'm okay. It can be quite scary for some people.
rocker_chick105 31
My old childhood doctor didn't use enough novocane (someone then sued him and he lost his job), so that planted a phobia of the dentist in me. To this day they terrify me.
hdm_17 8
First like yay!
kibster9 20
Poor guy, I would have felt really bad for him. I would have tried to make him more comfortable
may14th 26
everyone has a biggest fear, op. I hope that was his because I don't want to see how he'd react to anything scarier.
tuslaw12 13
Maybe he was scared to tell you he hadn't been flossing daily