Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, a local liquor store gave me a holiday gift for being such a great customer. They're not the first ones to do so. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Get some self control
imnotcraZ 0
Charlie sheen? is that you?
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Comments (117)
Beebow_fml 5
Get some self control
rudie_fml 0
geesh.. that's pretty messed up.
khaya 9
Everyone is polite before they buy the vodka, Right Steve?
Garyy_fml 11
^ This guy is hilarious
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
robbiboyo 0
who needs self control, just date the guy. Then you can get discount liquor and you won't be spending so much money.
holymolybro 0
It's better and more self controlled then ma'am and sir. Trust me.
sugarycupcake 0
wow ur quite a drunkard
ericownz101 0
OP isn't an alcoholic.. they're just an alcohol enthusiast, persay. :p
JCHammer 5
She's what's known as a "collector". she just likes the bottles, guys, so chill out.
candyland13 6
Liquor stores sell soda too.
livgasms 4
that's not really a big deal lol
Jaykayfu 0
13, i agree with you
babyyappld 7
I think it's time to get some help
mariazzz 5
I second that
kl_beans 0
I third that!
born_hustla 26
third.- word!
Death_From_Above 0
AA is for quitters!!!
andres19 0
I actually dont see A problem with this
vistamar 3
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Hotlanta 5
I don't see a problem with this at all. liquor stores have more things than just alcohol ya know. whoever said that's the only thing OP goes in there for??
WallyTheWombat 0
I was pretty good friends with the guy at the liquor store when I was 16, but that's because I went there every day after work to buy a bag of pretzels.
DustyStorm 16
Two days ago I woke up in a hospital with no idea how I got there. I started out the same way no too long ago. I'll save you a seat next to mine in AA which has probably just saved my life that I mistakenly almost lost. If not for my three friends, my angels, who found me I would have most certainly died the day before yesterday. It's just not worth it...I never thought that would happen to ME. Don't wait until it's too late! Please, for your family and friends who may not find you in time.
GallifreyDog 2
Whats so bad about that?
truewinner 0
Exactly! Maybe you told her your name the first day, she likes you and she's good with names! Or maybe your name is Jack Daniels!
Kilroy15 0
yeaah foreal. the cashier might be good with names and remembers them.
u_w8urtrn 2
or hes got an alcohol problem
jjfml55555 0
it means ******* alcoholic!
Hotlanta 5
it doesn't mean alcoholic.... damn you are so dumb. hide yo kids; hide yo wife.....
Riya2595 15
it's a woman though
xxbreakgirlxx 0
thats what I was thinking ! -.-
GallifreyDog 2
Oohh, didn't see the liquor part. Yeah you need help.
plebeianFelix 5
bring him more than too many pennies at your next purchase date to make sure he's your friend.
Livinia 11
First name basis 'ey... soon you'll be getting in their pants.
Me654 0
You should really get some help
luke134 0
discount? ;)
aardvarkish 17
That's what I'm talkin' about!