Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
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Top comments
xShannonxSammyx 7
At least he tried to be romantic! :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
The epitome of masculinity.
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Comments (92)
melissafleming 7
that's not that bad
smirnoff1695 0
How romantic
ty1992_farmlife 12
#15- I agree with you, it is romantic. Nice way for a guy to show his love I know how you feel girl, tried that with my EX and the same damn thing happened.. Damn dog!!ll
cptmorgan6 8
You might be missing some sarcasm, not sure..
smirnoff1695 0
Haha, thanks 42.
himoonkey 8
Stupid dog! You make me look bad!
DRSNICK3RS 2
Win
lajaynay 15
Ooga booga booga!
ifuckmonsters 5
Take the hint. He crapped on your bed, so he was hinting to take it to the floor.
alival 12
Mood kill much?
Mama_Umbridge 8
Time to have a threesome: Illinois-style
Justin23L 2
How about no.
bjr1208 3
Hahahahaha fail
KateWesley44 0
canine buzz-kill. :-))
bad_medicine 2
At least the two of you fell.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yes, that makes sense.
twistedlovex 0
Dogs, always wanting in on it :/