Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
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xRazzSheri 4
How did the painting turn out?
Dom_Olivares 12
I could see him slowly turning around and smiling at you.
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flashback.miss 28
sit your family down for a talk.
falon142012 22
Yeah…maybe a talk would do some good. But if you look up videos on YouTube of people torturing Sims, the son didn't do it as bad as some people. Like Robbaz…he built cells in the basement and put neighbors in there and removed the doors. He made one drown and set another on fire, as his infant child sat in the high chair and cackled madly, watching. I love Robbaz though. So there's still hope, OP!
Bilbo_Swaggins 5
can you change your picture?
murdersquirrel 15
why? I like it!
incoherentrmblr 22
#1, in a room, then remove the door & set fire to it...
Paksenarrion 24
The newer zombie apocalypse episodes are way funnier :P
xRazzSheri 4
How did the painting turn out?
FeedMeDownvotes 3
what painting?
142_cats 13
She was probably painting the flames burning him in the inferno which is marriage,
coried91 28
If that is a accurate representation of your relationship then I think it's time you called out for some help.
Kibaruto 33
I don't think anyone could hear them in a room with no doors.
Mauskau 36
What if it was a room of only windows?
NoMore_CoolNames 14
1) stop commenting 2) log off 3) throw device 4) never come back
1947Chevy 17
Just have to hope is has a table and a window. Look out the window twice and see what you saw the first time take the saw and cut the table on half because two halves make a hole
Mortoli 30
Lol
Dom_Olivares 12
I could see him slowly turning around and smiling at you.
TunaFireStarter 16
I bet he did it because OP was watching. If I catch someone watching me on the computer I will occasionally search something really weird/gross so they either freak out or realize they've been caught.
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Without moving anything but his head.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Well, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways.
MysticMonkey 9
Least it wasn't real life.
Sports_guy3 28
But it's accurate. Very, very, VERY accurate...
JMichael 26
Calm down OP. It's just a game.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Yeah, murder is just an illegal crime, we should calm down about that, too.
TechFire 25
Illegal crime? As opposed to a legal crime?
TallMist 32
#43 Did you see what Justin Bieber did to music? That's a crime, but it sure ain't illegal. Though he HAS done several illegal things, but that's beside the point.
alex_gen 39
Get some water?
StompinOnCrayons 15
Better on a game than in real life... Hide the matches. And your wife's painting supplies.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
He's climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up, tryna scorch em' so yall need to hide yo matches, hide yo gasoline cans, and hide yo lighters, cause he burnin' errbody out hurr.
TallMist 32
Oh I could throw you in the lake Or feed you poisoned birthday cake I admit I'm gonna miss you when you're gone I could bury you alive, but you might crawl out with a knife And kill me when I'm sleeping That's why I can't decide whether you should live or die
ktiskool 18
I hope the paint wasn't flammable...
mcrepas 19
Kids scare the f*ck out of me sometimes.