Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I got grounded, got my bedroom door taken away and my phone is only allowed before 5 p.m. Never comment how many points you got on a public Facebook post involving a quiz about sex if your mom is friends with you, she’ll see everything. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
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Xxak907xX 0
Why would you agree to that...?
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I'm worried about the other half of op's school.
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i_amthe_walrus 0
I would have gone with the cheating. You can't prove that.
Xxak907xX 0
Why would you agree to that...?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Obviously because in OP's mind the reward was worth the risk, but obviously he did not want it more than he needed it and failed.
Muslimgal92 0
You just ruined your teenage years...that was a dumb move!
brt3420 13
Who ever this guy is is retarded. You cheated on a test and are sweating over it. Your pathetic, you have to be an idiot to post something sexual on your moms fb wall. Ydi dumbass.
Msagrera 5
Ooorrr u could not do either. There comes a point were you draw a line
skullcandifiedDJ 5
your friends are a bunch of immature little f*cks... FYL
ColdplaySucks 18
We all know OP shouldn't play serious poker anytime in his life.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
49- I'd play poker with OP any time. If he'd make a bet with stakes like that and lose, I'm pretty sure he'd be fairly easy to clean out in a card game.
DakAttack95 0
This sounds like less of a bet and more of blackmail.
graham11 14
Seriously OP.. You have more issues than that.
crymore007 11
2 I guess his "friends" said that if he didn't take the bet that they'd rat him out anyways. they probably just wanted the possibility of him writing on his moms facebook wall. YDI for adding your mom. on a serious note FYL for having friends like that and YDI for cheating. no good deed goes unpunished, but you're sure as **** to get slapped for a bad one.
white16sox 19
His "rep" was probably on the line. Guess what they lost either way.
crabgass 3
why would half your school be friends with your mom????
Shrike 24
^ are you ******* stupid? All it takes is one person being friends and seeing the post for word to spread like wild fire. Besides, you don't think OP's "friends" would've humiliated him by telling everyone?
mudkipsan 19
I'm guessing from his username that he has a strong sense of honor, which includes keeping his word to his friends, but apparently has nothing to do with not cheating on a test, owning up to it, or not publicly humiliating his own mother to cover it up.
LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE 0
Gotta love that incest!!!!!!
truthurt47 0
Dumb retard! I would of smack you, if I were your father or brother> OP and 136
babyyninjas 1
haha you don't Dj !
Jovecove 13
Friends should be the ones who have your back man, not ******* up your school life and possibly, family lol
Crea8urWorld 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should love your mom and not be ashamed to show it.. Even on fb :)
alival 12
That's not the kinda love theyre talking about. They're referring to romantic love not mother/child love.
estelleselene_CX 12
Op says it was a "sexual message" anyway.
RadPenny 6
yeah I send sexual messages to my mom all the time....-___-
XavierMedina 0
I think he means rather intamite
Gregsgirl4ever 0
Wow. Real classy...:s
sarahxD1234 5
There's an option on Facebook where You can chose certain people who cab see a post you made . Only include your friends and mom then tell your mon someone has hacked you. Problem solved.
Perksofbeingawal 0
Intimate*
Rapt0rJesus 0
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...
JukeboxValkyrie 19
I'm worried about the other half of op's school.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I would assume OP's mom is a major MILF, and the half that think OP is a freak is the majority of the female half. The rest of the school is only jealous they didn't make the move before OP did.
ColdplaySucks 18
Of course, the other half could be people who don't use Facebook and not know about it.
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's not like people who have a Facebook are forbidden to talk with people who don't have one. I'm sure it spread very, very fast.
QuisMysterium 4
That's why you set the privacy restrictions on the wall post.
fenceme235 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cause im a mother lover your a mother lover we coud f eachothers mok
CryMoreFMLs 15
I hate myself. I accidentally thumbed you up with a pudge finger...
Enslaved 38
Next time use your nipple.
SillyFart 7
No worries bro i voted him down for ya
DonkeyGilbert13 0
Don't worry, I understand your comment. Hahaha.
TypicalTroll 0
I love that song!
fenceme235 0
Me too
Jdog619 11
It is a song by Lonely Island, people! It is funny and relevant! Stop thumbing him down and look up "Motherlover" on Youtube.
nikl 6
ENGLISH Time for you to learn it
bitchslapped22 14
What's a mok?
LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE 0
There's no doubt this shit is crazy!
nublets 12
7- i always read you're comments in a 'my god what have i done' tone
anujt360 13
#102: I love your pic!
1awliet 8
What's wrong with loving your momma?
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
It's fine to love her in a motherly son/daughterly way but loving her like you love your girlfriend for example is just plain f*cked up.
1awliet 8
Ahh I read the fml over once. I thought it was a motherly love. K.
FlashBurn 13
Your own fault, not anyone else's. Honesty is always the best policy! Except when it's a woman and she is a psychotic stalker. Then it's better to just run and hide.
geon_olam 17
He went with honesty but only in romance and not academics.
laboa86 0
I like the stock girlfriends they never leave you.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Maybe the half of school thats mocking you are freaks for not loving their mothers
thisisafunnyname 12
or theyre not motherfuckers
nikl 6
Wrong kind of love Look at the other comments DUMBASS *bad red foreman impression
alival 12
Y would you cheat in the first place? And obviously people would think you're a freak for posting that
ty1992_farmlife 12
I agree with you #12, but I would rather people find out I cheated on a test than post that about my mom.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
OP probably made the bet with a certainty that he would win. That's the only way I would take a bet with stakes like that. If he wasn't sure, then he shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place.
TokinUp 6
All my teachers know I cheat on tests, they don't really care. The education system is filled to the brim with lazy ass teachers. I love America!
iam_yummylicious 12
So glad I attend a private school... Yay for being ejimuhkated.
Dishwad 0
I totally agree #12, you shouldn't have cheated in the first place, and even so, if you cheat, you should confess and face the consequences, I'm not trying to be the bad guy here, but it's the right thing to do
EnEl_Infierno 15
I would of rather been ratted out for cheating, I think a punishment for that would of been better, than for posting something lwed on your mom's fb page, and is anybody else wondering what the hell Op posted?
_spazziee 6
Hehe, I am sooo curious.