Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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danii_s2 0
and u found this out how?
SweetestSin 4
ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)
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danii_s2 0
and u found this out how?
Jiplo 18
Please don't ask OP that. I really don't want to find out.
TwentyFourXXIV 13
I wanna know how...
wartis4u 11
y is#82' comment negatively voted and#87's comment is positivity voted? idk but y'all are pervs
JulzKay 0
You should tell them you have herpes or something. =P
mossbeg410 2
Are u retarded would that effect her
Monopolyruinsfam 6
Yes it would effect her if she had been wearing them.
wartis4u 11
o
SweetestSin 4
ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)
fobchick 0
How did you find this out? You have a hidden camera?
alfigel 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
did you at least report them to the police? for the underage sex they both had?
mitch707 0
Dont be a ******* idiot just cos a 15 year old boy gets more sex than u! Its only illegal if theres a 2 year age difference between them. Plus if they're having safe sex who really cares?
monster_tamer 11
Uhm, correction- it IS illegal to have underage sex. The only thing is that it can't be prosecuted as Statutory Rape because there's no age difference. But it's still illegal.
troyboyd05 0
Age of consent is 16, so it IS illegal for them to be having sex.
brandonsdick 0
**** you and your underage sex bullshit you just couldn't get laid as kid so you like to play imagination and think it's illegal..stupid twat. and op give your son a high five and give his girlfriend a fresh kick to vaginal area.
skullbashd 3
well if it is nth consentualy who would Rey charge with rape
MiGman 5
#17 it is illegal but if there's written parent consent then it is legal
ilyWoods 5
36 - and all others.. If you look it up. In Canada the age of consent is 14. If you are under 16 there can be no more than 3 years between the 2, or it is statutory rape for the older person. If you are over 16 there are NO Restrictions. So it is not a load of bs. Just depends where you are from. And last I heard, they were going to change the age of consent from 14 to 12 in Canada, because so many kids are doing it, and there is nothing they can do about it.
hecseferblade 1
#6- how bout we all just agree that he is gettin laid and his girlfriend is a bitch for stealing those afterwards?
RandomAndCrazy 11
Well, depends in what country. In Sweden you have to wait until you are 15. In the UK you have to wait until you're 16. And in the USA it is a range depending what state you're in.
DivinePrince 18
Woah. Since when is it illegal? because in my country, sex education starts in grade five, and in middle school, they give us free condoms and emergency tablets. Where do you come from? I have also done my legal research. A minor can have sexual relations with another minor if they are from 12-17.
jairolover 25
******* idiot.
T1A2Z3 35
No one cares that they had sex IN HIS MUM'S BED?
JassyJas 2
ewwww WTF
RysWifey4Life 0
First, I would love to know how you found out...but more than that I wanna know how the hell a 15 year old boy gets aroused seeing his gf in his mommys lingerie! Disturbing!
matticus27 14
why would you report your own kid to the police?
Goth2be453 0
Omg that lil one should be smacked across her face! Lol...not that I could disagree with the whole underage sex part though. XD I bet your son's a wierd one.
airforce987 20
you don't deserve to wear that uniform. ******* taking pictures like your a 12 year old girl with a cell phone camera in front of a mirror, thinking you look cool with that on. you piece of shit, gtfo of that uniform you have no respect for our country's armed forces.
MindFucker404 0
chill, if this person was deployed and needed a quick photo for the little down time they have, then yeah, they deserve to wear it. Now, shut the **** up, that is a true load of bullshit
cbaidchris 6
66 you **** nut she's 16 and disgracing the uniform.
Dekenaye 0
It is dishonorable, not that anything can be done over the internet it is a disgrace, especially considering she is 16, in a uniform that is not hers, throwing up signs and as states herself is miserably put of shape and considers herself potential for the military. I pity the country that has soldiers of her like.
elliepenguin 5
Suck an egg
danii_s2 0
well some guys dad was a cop n gav the kid a fine... same thing. also it's only illegal if there's more then two years age difference.