Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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irateyou 9
....and better off without my douchebag of a boyfriend."
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I'm sorry OP, that was so mean. You should go over to his house and key the equivalent into his car.
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Comments (214)
In_some_bullshit 13
That's when you hit his car with spray paint "Tiny Dick" HA
Obey_StudBoii 23
The hell with what he says. Your beautiful no matter what.
hateevryone 15
He's a douchbag honey. Don't trip. You're beautiful.
brierpoop 4
I don't understand how you would deserve this. REGARDLESS of what you did, NO girl should be broken up with that way. That's just terrible.
88vivera 9
That's so mean
KirstenZ 6
Well. He was being a real ass. Get that mirror off your bathroom, get a new one, love yourself and move on.
SailorSTFU 15
You're better off without him, OP. He has to be a complete asshole. No girl deserves getting dumped like that.
RubbarDuckie 9
That's horrible. Sorry OP
skyeyez9 25
I am sure you are a beautiful girl! Your ex bf is a dick. If a guy wants to break up, why do they have to be so cruel about it? He is a heartless douchebag. That sentence on your mirror shows he has no conscience, cares nothing about your feelings, or about women in general. He wrote those hateful words in a difficult to remove marker to make you look at those ugly words even longer as you try and remove them. That is just cold! I say good riddance! I say post his name, pic, address online everywhere to warn other potential girls to stay the **** away.
dlas 5
Such a Dick youre better of without