Anonymous
Notice me Senpai
Today, I’m so in love with a guy that I will even take a drunken text from him if it means getting attention from him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
MoxyR12
United States
Let down
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
rachaaaaeul
United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Aus
United States
Do you remember…?
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
TheOtherWoman
United States
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I willingly support my boyfriend's alcoholism, because the only time he says "I love you" is when he's blind drunk. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
okthen
Pittsburgh, United States
Great date
Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML
Top comments
Anderling 33
Girl, come on. That’s not healthy at all, and you deserve way, WAY better than this.
Crowned Sataness 12
bitch have some ******* dignity. if he gave a shit about you, you wouldn't have to wait till he was drunk
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Comments (6)
Anderling 33
Girl, come on. That’s not healthy at all, and you deserve way, WAY better than this.
Rake 18
I don't think that logic is very helpful in cases like that. I think the only thing to do is just to remind ourselves that it's a matter of hormones. And that if we don't feed it with false hopes it will pass in the end.
poopface82 25
I was really into a woman like that last year (in my defense, she was really hot.) You need to figure out what each of you really wants, and if you’re not compatible, move on. You might even meet someone way better and more compatible.
RichardPencil 32
Isn't that your cue to show up at his house?
Crowned Sataness 12
bitch have some ******* dignity. if he gave a shit about you, you wouldn't have to wait till he was drunk
lalalaila777 24
its ok to be in love, just keep yourself open to finding love from others who will want to text you even when sober 🙆🏽♀️
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah no this ain’t it 😂 I don’t care how hot he is, how big his thing is, or how charming his personality. Sorry to say but he dgaf about you and you need to learn some self worth and move on.