Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
I think #2 is ******* retarded, who agrees with me?
MrSexyPants 14
Maybe you hallucinated all of that happening.
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Comments (158)
goshpeople 4
Nice of her.
00SPRANGER00 0
what's a hedonist?
YacL 15
Google it.
goshpeople 4
"A person whose life is devoted to the pursuit of pleasure and self-gratification." Straight from a dictionary. If you have the Internet, you can easily find out word definitions. No need to ask here and look lazy and helpless.
katiebailey85 2
#11 someone who is hedonistic essentially lives their life solely for pleasure and pleasure alone. There is more to it but that's the gist.
ng7899 0
ask hedonism bot
tona01 16
it is word that comes from the french revolution if i'm correct. one of the revolutionary parties was made of hedonists
flockz 20
what the **** were u hallucinating? thats not normal you should get that looked at.
chriskeroack1 5
Op, most people pay for that and ur getting it for free b happy
imacreeper 3
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Your mother should be a lot more nicer to you. You get to pick her Retirement home, remember ;)
herrobear 0
Wait, why does OP deserve it for being sick?
Ukeee_X 19
Actually, normal people hallucinate a few times within there life- but it can be auditory also (like hearing someone shout you,) is also classed as a hallucination.
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
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your mom is right cuz .... if u need help dial 911 or go to the hospital
Justforlolz 14
You idiot, if OP was that sick, they would most likely be unable to call 911.
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
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yea smart guy he can't dial 911 but he can type a FML ....
The_Weirdo 10
He probably thought it was just a fever, and a fever isn't worth a trip to the hospital...
Idonebeenhad 17
I think #2 is ******* retarded, who agrees with me?
Lauren10102 3
yes 23 i agree, but also you should know that it is thousands of dollars to get an ambulence, which insurance rarely covers...
iAmScrubs 19
19- Reasoning may lead to the conclusion that OP did not necessary type this while the hallucinations were occurring. And I know that the first person I would call with a fever or hallucinations would be my mom. OP's mom should have attending to her and THEN made an executive decision whether to ca 9-1-1 or not.
Lapeul 6
The post says that OP's from Estonia, so she wouldn't be calling 911 anyway.
SteelCladAngel 0
....19 you do realize that it takes some time for the stories to be modded and posted right? and that the site editors/moderators/monitors/what ever add that 'today...' so op is probably well on his or her way to being healthy
misslc 4
i am an er nurse, and so you know... a fever is almost never considered a medical emergency, unless you have other health problems, are extremely young or extremely old. they would give you Tylenol and advil and tell you to go home and laugh at you for being stupid enough to go to the hospital for a fever and then charge you several hunded dollars.
YtotsDI 0
35 not in Canada medical bills are payed for by the government the only thing you have to pay for are advils :)
suprmidgt 0
Yeah dipshit. "today" is just for the flow of the web site. This bullshit could of happened two years ago.
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
can't believe ppl can't read it says her mother checked her out ...... and then said she was hung over and just wanted attention you ppl do know what hedonist means right???? and the 911 and hospital comment is sarcasm .... if your grown enuff to drink your grown enuff to take care of yourself ..... all your mother can do is check you out at that age it's not like she is 15 and under
turtle_brigade 0
@86, a high grade fever can certainly be considered a medical emergency. especially a persistant one that presents with hallucinations. fevers are signs of many other conditions, even a simple infection. op may not necessarily need to go to the hospital, but a doctor's visit might be called for.
omg_a_BALLOON 0
Stop feeding the troll!!
The_Weirdo 10
Well if it was sarcasm, you really need to learn how to write with it, because Internet sarcasm and real life sarcasm are different...
Idonebeenhad 17
130 - He's not trolling, he's just that stupid.
maz_irken 6
#2 is a complete idiot
psychwardnurse 0
and for an ER nurse I am appalled that you would think that if a patient were hallucinating as the OP said he was that it isn't serious, especially with a high fever. you're the ER nurses that my unit can not stand because they can't get their head out of their asses. you probably are one that when you get a psych patient in, you roll your eyes and then ignore them until they are moved to the psych floor. anyways - yes I do agree with you that a fever is not a medical emergency, but a high fever with active hallucinations is - it can be a sign of something worse. as a nurse, I would think you would know that.
XxToriwolfxX 0
If you're grown enough you can use grammar, dumbass.
SheTheOtaku 21
Your mom has only one job. Taking care of her kids. Even if it was just from a hangover, its stupid of her to refuse to help. Especially if OP was at the point of hallucinations.
rocketeer_97 1
Aww that sucks OP. Hope you get better ! FYL.
volley4eva1698 0
that's when you pretend to pass out
futtbuck101 1
OP was hallucinating.
sirsocal 0
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so WERE u hungover?
TardxxxCake 4
you're ******* stupid...
sarebear950 0
haha oh yeah..was he?
TheMonica 0
It wouldn't be an FML if the OP was just hung over. And I've had some pretty horrible hangovers, but never have I hallicinated because of one.
lilny5613 10
87- she*
Surferbro 5
That blows
PrickHead 0
yes, his mom does blow...
hiyourcute 0
Your mom blows.
daisyloo 7
Definitely...
Iamnotmyself 17
Your dad blows your dad.
shybear15 0
it definitely blows... that's probably what my mom would say too
joselyn146 0
haha your dad blows your dad? wtff
Iamnotmyself 17
it's the new times brah, go gays!
XxToriwolfxX 0
Yes, you do suck dick.
Iamnotmyself 17
Your dad sucks your dick.
iloveparc 0
150.. u just made my and my gf whos curently givin me dome"s day bro!
MrSexyPants 14
Maybe you hallucinated all of that happening.
epicwinmaster 0
is this real life
stormchaser24 24
I was thing that too?
Yarrachel 16
Is this just fantasy?
TheGenius 1
Caught in a landslide...
MrSexyPants 14
No escape from reality...
pepper477 6
open your eyes...
DaleksAreEpic 0
look up to the skies and see...
Soloman212 28
I'm just a poor boy... btw 115 your pic is PERFECT.
jakedrums520 0
c-c-c-combo breaker
KingSlayer 0
WIN.
BooGhosted 0
No. INCEPTION!!
Nitial 6
'twas a hallucination within a hallucination. incepted!
unvmesucka 0
Paybacks will be a bitch in a few years when shes sick and old. You have to put that thermometer where?
agaba 0
in her mouth haha or anus
tona01 16
thanks for explaning, i really couldn't figure out where he wanted to put the thermometer
Bano360 25
What what in the butt?
Pinkmorgan9 0
Dude I was thinking the same thing! Lol
Thrasher91 0
just stfu kid, btw eminem sucks dick
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
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You probably were hungover, but you just don't remember.
YacL 15
Say the same thing to her when she gets sick and old.
Lemmycat 0
Full Metal FTW
randomguy1millon_fml 0
5 ur pic is funny and this is not a fml unless he saw a clown that has a knife in the dream