Today, and for the past year, my boyfriend keeps wanting to arm-wrestle with me. I’m rather petite and I don’t exercise a lot, yet I’m still waiting for him to win, just even once. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, my weightlifter husband is pouting because he is no longer able to lift the amounts he could a year ago. Meanwhile, our weightlifter son is fast approaching the weights my husband used to lift, and is being smug about it. It’s like living with two bears determined to be grumpy at each other. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I get along very well, but I’m not used to being extremely close to somebody. Every time we are together, I always somehow manage to elbow him in the balls. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend is better than me at everything, including skills that I have years of experience with, while he has none. FML
Today, both my dad and boyfriend are serious weightlifters, plus my dad boxed in the army, and my boyfriend is a mixed martial artist. Ever since they met, they've been circling each other like bears in the forest trying to work out which is bigger and meaner before the fight even begins. They're both so childish. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You don't know how to take a dive? Still, I'm not sure why you want to date such a weakling.
cuz803 46
1. Either let him win by playing possum 2. Be a couple that exercises together and he should get stronger than you since men are stronger on average I use to lose to females all the time at arm wrestling back in my middle school days because I was a wimpy ectomorph that was inactive. Now I'm stronger than most women so your bf should catch up.
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RichardPencil 32
You don't know how to take a dive? Still, I'm not sure why you want to date such a weakling.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
How hard would it be to let him win?
cuz803 46
1. Either let him win by playing possum 2. Be a couple that exercises together and he should get stronger than you since men are stronger on average I use to lose to females all the time at arm wrestling back in my middle school days because I was a wimpy ectomorph that was inactive. Now I'm stronger than most women so your bf should catch up.
Wadlaen 24
If you keep beating him, why does he keep wanting to do it?