Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
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Top comments
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.
machiko_fml 0
Kudos to him.
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Comments (69)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Hahaha
KiddNYC1O 22
First to reply to #1? Yes, Jim10, congratulations.
ItalianFilipino 0
gratz :)
novair 5
pow right in the kisser.
GaryBusey1121 0
Should we call the waaaambulance?
so_unlucky89765 4
haha family guy
MissErikaHart 0
textual assault.
EffinAhole 0
#2 fail. He checked his phone while making out with you? That's the real FML!
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
That happened to me once, except he elbowed me in the boob.. :/
Evan2297 0
Good thing he didn't bust ur bust.
omgwork 0
she's prob flat chested so it doesn't count
PointAndLaugh 0
#3 Are you sure he didn't do that on purpose?
justsomgirl 4
Aw come on #50....don't make fun if her flat chest. She's still just a kid. Give her some time to grow.
elbenno3 0
very nice
PsychoKittie 7
Being hit in the boobies hurt ;~;
harry_potter_luv 0
ouch I hope no lip bleeding? haha it is rather funny though :P
machiko_fml 0
Kudos to him.
InDenial 6
Your eyes are awesome!
theblackpoop 0
I could say the same about yours
novair 5
bad boyfriend
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.
DocBastard 40
See DocBastard's rule #3.
RedPillSucks 33
Typical asshole man. Dump him.
innerexlet 0
wowow wait a second. I thought that redpillsucks would have a much higher voice. (black ppl have lower voices, it's not raceist it's a fact of life.) it's ok I love you regardless of your masculine voice.
Lucidium 0
DocBastard's rule #12 - If an FML contains a comment such as those on DocBastard's profile, said user will reply, owning you in the process.
54754N4 14
lol why are you so fast to judge ?
Zmeilerr 22
BOOM! Head shot!
zacheimz 0
hahahahahaha!
QuAcKiTy 0
What a win, he's definitely a keeper.
Fortuitous 0
"lik omg im mking out w/ my gf it its ttly hot dude. i mite get to have sexes w/ her! l8r dad. ily" "There is more than one reason why that won't happen."
QuAcKiTy 0
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