Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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HeyyyBrahhh 0
Aww, honey. I'm sorry.
TryToBeKind 0
OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.
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Comments (150)
nomadxx7 0
Agree with #4 His girlfriend needs to know that her BF is a cheating bastard. People like him deserve to be alone.
Banthestrandland 0
Nthing #4. There was another FML a couple days ago where the OP didn't make it clear whether she knew or not, and a lot of people assumed she had. Make it clear that both of you got played and that (if she hasn't already) she should DTMFA.
Gringo_fml 0
Nicely said #4
backoff 0
#7 you mean girls never do such silly stuff? You'd better read this : fml #811119 Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML Every boys are not prick and every girls are not saint
keyahell 0
I'm completely with you on that one
braFTW 0
Find a good way to dump his ass, you deserve better.. Do you like... *pyrotechnics* ...magic?
KwitIt 0
#9- she obviously didn't KNOW that this guy wasn't worthwhile. Who knows, up until this point he could have been perfectly great. So don't try and make it HER fault that HE was a two-timer.
Rose20 0
Sweety, you deserve better than a jerk like that. Guys like that make me sick!
moony_fml 0
i agree with #14, jerks are on both sides
usaywhat 0
kick him in the balls, i don't know who's the other woman but both of you all should kick him in the ball i dont know why the women always go after each other
King_of_Kings 3
well, you are his girlfriend. i could go into all sorts of detail to explain it. but i'm going to keep it simple and strait forward. "THE DUDE IS A PLAYA!"