brooklyn0118
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lord of the lost rings
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
summerbabe77
Medford, United States
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
pop
France
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
fmal
United States
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Anonymous
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Ansharus
Londerzeel, Belgium
Where is it??
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Anonymous
Japan
Today, I had a horribly realistic dream where I was being robbed and had to swallow my wedding ring to save it. After waking up, I realized my wedding ring is in fact gone. The doctor assures me that I will have it back in a day or two. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
llord
United States
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you’re gonna be a gold-digger for the next few days.
skippydoda 32
Don't worry, you'll get them back in time.
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Comments (27)
skippydoda 32
Don't worry, you'll get them back in time.
Emma Marshall 19
If they're lucky.... probably need surgery
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you’re gonna be a gold-digger for the next few days.
Cali 57
Nice.
slytheryn 14
Time to slip in the laxatives.
badrussian79 10
You’ll get it back. However as much as you may want to hide it don’t. Had a friend who did and was waiting for the ring to pass. Didn’t tell the SO. He was being nice and walked the dog as he thought she was sick. She sucks at lying to a medical level of discomfort. Well after she freaked and they took the dog to the vet. Guess what no ring, also she thought the dog was stopped up since she wouldn’t poop for her (because he was walking her). Well after she finally confessed what happened he told her he was walking the dog. So yeah CYA lead to a worse FML.
awildwhisper 30
Each poop will be greeted with great enthusiasm.
BigSloppyMeowMix 9
I guess you'll have to wait for them to come out the other end. Sorry, OP.
nubs 23
Hope he poops it out fast. 😬
wellthatsunfortunate 10
that is going to be a shitty situation for the next few days
Ilmoran 20
You'll face many challenges in your marriage. Don't worry, this too shall pass.
gring40 10
Time for an enema at the veterinarian?
WHSKitty4ever 23
Ewww... doggie enema... bet he wouldn’t sit still for that