Today, my wife kicked me out because I had a vasectomy behind her back. I'm 45 and we have five kids, three of whom have already left the nest. FML
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, my husband kicked me out because I told him I'm having an abortion. He just doesn't understand that with the way our country is right now, and how bad the economy is, it's just not a good idea to have kids at the present time. FML
Today, my wife decided she wants to disregard our five-year plan to have kids, and is experimenting with the idea of having her tubes tied. FML
Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML
Today, after I'd left the love of my life because he didn't want kids, got into another relationship, he now tells me he's changed his mind about having kids, 5 years in. FML
Today, my wife of 8 years has been cheating on me for 5 of those years, making fun of me with her family that I don't have a social life outside of her and my 3 kids. I'm waiting to get my spinal fusion completed, so I'm a stay-at-home who that can't do much and have no other options, including no one to talk to about this. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Today, my fiancé walked out on me saying he loved me dearly, but not enough to continue parenting my three kids from my previous marriage because they hate him, he now hates them, and they’re not his problem to continue dealing with. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without him. FML
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ellenness 14
yeah so having a vasectomy - totally reasonable, the fact that you didn't tell her - totally unreasonable and I'd be hurt as well, not because she's entitled to force you to have another child, but why on earth would you hide something like that?
SAgirl 24
That is something huge you need to discuss with your SO before doing it. Was she trying for one last one only to find out you had a vasectomy behind her back? That feels very deceitful and untrustworthy.
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AvatarNicole9 30
... You might want to talk to her, she may be suspecting that you got a vasectomy because you're cheating on her. If that isn't why, she's being ridiculous. Sorry man.
SAgirl 24
That is something huge you need to discuss with your SO before doing it. Was she trying for one last one only to find out you had a vasectomy behind her back? That feels very deceitful and untrustworthy.
ellenness 14
yeah so having a vasectomy - totally reasonable, the fact that you didn't tell her - totally unreasonable and I'd be hurt as well, not because she's entitled to force you to have another child, but why on earth would you hide something like that?
Hangryko 32
Your body, your choice. As she is your wife, you should have mentioned it to her first. Is she very religious or something?
chalresdebaatz 8
Many people believe that they have the right to monitor their SO's reproductive system, and have an exclusive on their semen. I'm not really sure why, but I've heard, "you're taking the choice away from me," and "now you can have sex without consequences, and that makes me feel insecure." It reminds me of an adult woman's parents or husband finding out she is on birth control pills without their knowledge.