Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML
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WCARlover 35
Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew
Squirrelx 5
I would of been... Pissed.
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WCARlover 35
Stuff that goes through the crowds of concerts is nastyyy. One time this really tall guy was beside me so I was like almost face level with his bloody elbow like 4 inches away...ew
LiveLaughFML 10
hey man, as long as he doesn't pee from his finger it's all good =)
ginger123456789 0
Cool story bro.
flockz 20
so how did he scrape his elbow so that it was bloody? (troll face)
Iamnotmyself 17
-22 Zebra Pandas. They're ******* everywhere. At least they're not racist though.
Keyman1212 14
I once saw someone take a shit in his hand, and hurl it into a moshing crowd at a concert. Needless to say, I only listen to Bach and the Biebs now.
hailphire130 0
Sounds like urine for a lot of fun.
EnEl_Infierno 15
Sorry Op didn't know it was you, but when you gotta go, you Gotta Go!
Finn_the_human 5
Good people my kind of people.
bullrider92 19
Saw a girl on a guys shoulders with bloody pants.I guess she was on period and bled through.
StoryOfTheYear 15
1- So tall people are gross now?
WCARlover 35
47-Tall people who put their bloody elbows in close proximity to my face, yes
amoscore 5
Did that guy happened to be named Oliver Sykes?
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
^ BMTH
PrickHead 0
^WTFDTM?
dukefan302 4
Some men show affection by peeing...someone might be getting laid
StoryOfTheYear 15
48- Lol, well make an attempt to get farther than 4 inches away If you did and it wasn't possible :( that blows
DropTheDaggerxx 31
That's gross, damn. And it's not really like you can just get up and report it or something. Concerts are gross, but so fun. I've never smelled or felt anything more gross than a pit at an indoor concert, but somehow they're totally worth it. ..Okay, maybe being peed on isn't worth it. I was gonna ask if OP was at Reading or Leeds, but they're in Cali. Nothing short of those concerts would be worth that.
bloodypanda 0
yeah concerts are crazy:0 I was at a Flyleaf concert and some guy unhooked my bra!!
thiscrazything 1
Ewwww
stro88 6
You must have been at an r&b concert and had r. Kelly and his entourage behind you :-)
bvbarmy1234 2
86 - Lolwut?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I don't know what I was on while I was writing that. They're in London...
HatesCrickets 0
Oh, ew. That sucks. F your life.
sxe_beast 11
Um, no... Gold showers are the beezkneez yo.
Miss_Kristen 10
Better to be pissed off than pissed o--- oh wait. Fyl indeed
pedosmurf 7
Should have punched him in the face if they were drunk easy picking
xmaan667 15
R KELLY IS BACK!!
jaff23 11
Well why didn't you pee on them? Or pour a drink at least
genesisnirvana 11
That would turn into a pee fest.
Burnbaby 0
And waste perfectly good beer? You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking about it.
glutgyoogle 6
At least they werent girls. That would be a mess.
qwerty8788 4
Touché.
overthelimit 3
truth. most of us cant aim :S
HomeAl0ne 20
Yeah, there'd be pee on her hand, the door and her handbag.
dd809 9
And that's when you get security to kick them out
EYEoftheTIGER22 1
FIST FIGHT!
jandera 0
right! no hesitation turn around and beat some ass
Jaxx66 21
Yup. Make it into a mosh. :)
Viperex 5
Kick him the nuts in the heat of the moment.
SnowTrooper19 0
The slight thought of that made me cringe :O
GraceKathryn97 0
Haha ohhhh that must've sucked!!!
Jenningst 0
Taser to the ball sack will solve that problem real quick.
turtleomnom 0
that might make him piss more
Squirrelx 5
I would of been... Pissed.
FFPulley 9
Pissed On. Then off.
yomommma 6
Have*