Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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sunnyray812 42
Trade her out for a girl gamer. They won't do that shit.
Sinshine 28
Time to have a serious talk about respect of each other's activities.
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sunnyray812 42
Trade her out for a girl gamer. They won't do that shit.
BonerFart 23
Agree.
Rabite 28
Oh look. I found the cool girl!
ari330 21
Oh look, I found the douche.
gamerhalloffamer 10
True shit. We encourage you to do well lol. That really sucks 😕
RichardPencil 32
The Klan doesn’t like it when you screw up. The Grand Wizard might burn a cross in your yard! Maybe 4 days of attention is what she considers enough. I hope for your sake that the sex is incredible!
Shawnie Gallant 24
She sounds great. I have had times where I’ve been annoyed that my partner has been gaming too long, and hasn’t payed enough attention to me. I just thought it was common sense to not shut their game off. If she is willing to shut your game off, what else is she willing to do with your system?
lordgodis 2
thats some crazy talk you have right there
julfunky 29
It’s a bit of a stretch to say “what else is she willing to do” when all she did was turn it off. And this is coming from a gamer.
Shaik Shamir 7
She's great for acting like a child when she doesn't have her way? Til
bl3ur0z3 17
I think the "she sounds great" was sarcasm. And it's not a stretch at all to wonder what else she'll do. This isn't about the game, it's about respect and communication.
Jordan53456 3
I'm guessing your brain dead. he does that as a job, thats like saying that when someone is working, they aren't paying enough attention
Playden 1
Shutting down someone’s game while they are competing money because they don’t spend time with you is like slashing the tires of your boyfriends car so he can’t go to work and make money for the same reason
childlessmother 16
In her defense if you two were still On vacation you are a sucky boyfriend. The reason for a vacation together is not for you to play games it’s to do things with her.
sunnyray812 42
Read the FML again. He DID spend time with her. She's just being a clingy, jealous bitch.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Even when you're on vacation with someone you still need time to yourself.
Sinshine 28
Time to have a serious talk about respect of each other's activities.
bluejello2001 18
Agreed. This is a massive red warning flag as to what kind of jealous BS you're in for.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
.ist be an attention hoe
skyguy592 15
Should've got an xbox haha
RichardPencil 32
She already has an XBox, and can use it as a controller. ;)
Ishvah 15
I guess it's time to grow up.
The_candyman 13
Today, while laying in bed I read this fml to my gf, i explained that's ****** up and I wouldn't stand that shit. shes like you dont even know the full story what's the girls side of the story. FML ruined for me.
rodfergie 18
How did she hear that all the way in the kitchen while making you a sandwich?
maroongrad 13
So, did you spend the three days on holiday playing games and checking your phone? Or did you actually spend it focused on being together and enjoying each other's company? The answer to that will result in either YDI or dump the bitch and run!