Kate
Kansas City, United States
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
NeverGonnaHappen
Dumbest Ultimatum Ever
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Anonymous
Thanks wasn't given
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML
Anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
It's pronounced Renesmée
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Jolene
Gloucester, United States
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
reallyupset
United States
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
alii2349
Brandon, Canada
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Sinamoi 18
Months of planning, ruined. Ruined!!
motor_fml 20
Did you swear the cat to secrecy?
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Comments (96)
Enslaved 38
Why did you let the cat out of the bag? Too bad the cat didn't have your tongue. ***Haha I bought my cat a Christmas gift too! *crosses fingers* I hope he likes it
ginivillarreal 5
Just don't tell OP what it is or else she'll tell your cat
jayjr 3
hide the cat and see if he cries
andrew87804 4
Is your boyfriend's name cory by any chance?
Eorlas 31
Why would you spoil the surprise! Now the poor kitty won't be excited this christmas.
biglittlehead 12
Lay off the kat nip lady.
outsidehitter7 9
Why were u talking to a cat??? O.o
KaylaKitty 8
Eh, if he told you not to tell the cat then YDI. I know some pet owners get really excited about getting their pets stuff, but if not then FYL.
TwoOneFive 11
Crazy cat man
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol wow. Childish and immature is how your boyfriend sounds.
BVBARMY1238 9
Ouch