Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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Shzusuziq 16
Good choice!
live_to_love 25
It seems you made the right choice after all !
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Comments (22)
Shzusuziq 16
Good choice!
live_to_love 25
It seems you made the right choice after all !
Trinity Fenwick 7
Good for you! never trust a man who doesn't love your furry babies. they give unconditional love and will never leave you or cheat on you, also, they are your children. I hope they scratched the hell out of that heartless idiot before he left. just sayin. ...
Shawnie Gallant 24
It’s not usually a good thing when they make you choose between your pets, or them. Good choice
xxWTFxx1981 23
Yeah power to you.... You are one step closer to being the single 40 year old cat lady on the block everyone talks about... oh yeah...
Chloe555_fml 27
Maybe you should stop punching holes in walls...
xXDemonWolfXx 13
I’m a man and I’d say the same thing if someone told me to get rid of my cats.
Amy Hensley 4
Wow you’re a horrible person. Seriously do all of humanity a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.
RichardPencil 32
The cats are just symbols. You chose to not be controlled. I hope he injured his hand because he’s going to need it.
blahblabbity 19
was his name Kyle bc i feel like his name is Kyle
RichardPencil 32
No, it was Brad. Such a prick Brad thing to do!
Charlie Given 28
Good for you that is a tactic that control freaks (narcissist's) try to use to control you & him punching the wall is a major red flag of possible physical abuse towards you or your pets in the future.
AmbrosiaFan 19
At least your love of your cats showed what a violent douchebag he is. Consider yourself lucky.
Deathhound 27
That would have been an easy choice for me as well. :)