Kate
Kansas City, United States
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
NeverGonnaHappen
Dumbest Ultimatum Ever
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Anonymous
Thanks wasn't given
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML
Anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
It's pronounced Renesmée
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Jolene
Gloucester, United States
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
reallyupset
United States
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
alii2349
Brandon, Canada
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Sinamoi 18
Months of planning, ruined. Ruined!!
motor_fml 20
Did you swear the cat to secrecy?
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Comments (96)
efrainelboricua 12
The cat must have spoiled the surprise
howdeedoo 22
No, OP spoiled the surprise. Which doesn't really matter since the cat doesn't understand
olpally 33
Are you the cat whisperer op? If so, You're doing it wrong.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
So?..What did he get it :)?!
MolesterStallone 13
You've cat to be kitten me right meow...
spikekutter 9
dont worry, cats are stupid anyways and dont listen or respond to what your saying because theyre ignorant pricks, dogs are more awesome and fun to have around anyways..
LookAtMyGoat 8
Depends on the cat, I've had one that would listen far better than my dog. Neither are better than the other, both have their perks.
porcupineattack1 5
Yah a dog would have listened better and understood what the person was saying. Seems logical.
LookAtMyGoat 8
Was the cat saying "Tell me right MEOW!" To you?
taka805 10
I'm just amazed that you have a boyfriend with a cat... What a catch... YDI
gracehi 33
What's wrong with owning a cat?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I hate how there's always assholes who comment "Oh, YDI for having a cat/dog" on these sort of FMLS. Just because it's not YOUR favorite animal doesn't mean they're not great pets for somebody else. And it doesn't mean they "deserve it" for having a cat when you like dogs, or vice versa. Grow up.
gracehi 33
Well, I mean, we all know how cats are. They just pester you and pester you until you just can't stand it anymore and you just have to tell them. Everyone knows cats hate surprises. They just don't understand the concept of gift giving. You get them a gift and they get annoyed because now they have to give you a gift of equal value. I bet he even asked you how much your boyfriend's gift cost him too, huh? Cat's are just so socially inept.
perdix 31
Why would you ruin the surprise? The poor cat is just waiting for Santa Claws.
Donovan_757 8
You should have pinky promised.