Kate
Kansas City, United States
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
NeverGonnaHappen
Dumbest Ultimatum Ever
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Anonymous
Thanks wasn't given
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML
Anonymous
Virginia Beach, United States
It's pronounced Renesmée
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Jolene
Gloucester, United States
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
reallyupset
United States
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
alii2349
Brandon, Canada
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Top comments
Sinamoi 18
Months of planning, ruined. Ruined!!
motor_fml 20
Did you swear the cat to secrecy?
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Comments (96)
maz95 17
Damn cats! They can never keep a secret!
twinkiefeets 17
Meow. Paws crossed.
sesor 7
Lmao yes!!! This just made my morning! Some people are so funny about their animals.
LookAtMyGoat 8
They aren't just animals to some people, they're friends as well.
jerry2011 4
Not sure where this country is leading to. People are acting crazy.
eruditecognition 10
the crazies are not new, the internet just gives us access
winkydog4056 16
Kate dear, Sorry to say it looks as if the Cat Man was looking for any excuse to break it off. Move on.....
anabelgraceaxton_fml 15
Tell your boyfriend what the cat got him.
ramseytt69 8
I dont know which one is worse. You talking to the cat, or him getting mad over something stupid..
brand0n93 5
wtf cats can't understand people
meow_jess 11
Unless OP is the cat whisperer. Who knows :o
CharresBarkrey 16
50 - Your picture and profile info are very fitting for this FML.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Meow you've gone and ruined the surprrrize. For shame!
muldrowe 6
Why were you talking to his cat in the first place?
twinkiefeets 17
Is that weird? I talk to my animals more than my friends.
twinkiefeets 17
Kate, did you tell him you told the cat or did the cat tell? Damn, untrustworthy, cats always check to see if they crossed their paws when telling cats' secrets.