Today, while still stoned from his dental surgery, my boyfriend told me I give the best blowjobs he’s ever had. My parents were in the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
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Lost Reggie 22
Could be worse, your Dad could have said "She gets it from her Mom!"
arthriticwolf 8
take the compliment 😂 could always be worse he could have asked your mom to give you advice on giving blow jobs
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Lost Reggie 22
Could be worse, your Dad could have said "She gets it from her Mom!"
arthriticwolf 8
take the compliment 😂 could always be worse he could have asked your mom to give you advice on giving blow jobs