Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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Top comments
ShadowLor 19
O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?
Lilcommentaddict 0
I guess he was having a HARD time?
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Comments (162)
Peacemaker9 7
#48 ya I think I do btw op if ur guy is faking then ur not trying hard niether him too
Shrop 0
you can fake it if you don't pull out. it's easy. I've done it many times when I get bored of ******* or tired. you chicks thought you were special huh?
hb4227 0
maybe he had a lot of practice before you
zabava 0
OP: You might want to consider googling "kegel exercises"
kenta_fml 0
it happens more often than you think. but girls just dont tend to feel as bad about their men faking it. either that or he wanted the sex to end cuz it sucked so bad. but if i were you id just take it as he cares
zemo999 0
they can't do that dummy!!!
Rocker4658 0
why do girls think thy we always have to impress them during sex? they Goya give it right back
dspeckt7 0
there's a difference between ejaculatimg and having an ******. two very different things.
aardvarkish 17
So naive.
jabbatie 0
faking it either way doesn't make any sense. it's only the person losing out on their own pleasure if they do it.