Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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Top comments
ShadowLor 19
O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?
Lilcommentaddict 0
I guess he was having a HARD time?
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Comments (162)
f1amingo 0
So you have been blue balling him? xD
mtc4ever 0
you can't make a GUY cum? wow... just ... wow.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
anythinq u can do ; i can do better . i can do anythinq better than u ;]
sexisbad 1
ask your momma. what guy fakes it? fhl for not shoving you away and finishing the job himself
MissGreenT 0
he should go hook up with that chick who faked it with her husband... perfect pair fyl op
picturescrazy 24
Anyone care to explain to me how a man can fake one..?
dave650 0
if u didn't kno guys cud fake it, u need to watch more scrubs
picturescrazy 24
TV isn't always real. I take everything from it with a grain of salt.
dave650 0
I kno TV isn't real but they had a good idea. Guy says, "oh baby we're gonna go all... o wait don't move! Sorry...."
paul924 0
yo number 101 loodles all the way up the comment list, u r a mega ****** retarded asswipe, if u don't know what it is then leave u 5 year old
paul924 0
also, for #96, every one knows guys can cum, girls can't cum at all, the have no **** sack or compartment or whatever u wanna call it
_Sophia_ 14
Haha some girls can cum. I won't go into full details...
Wolfwood187 0
Hahah, you're crazy homie, I've tasted it & it aint pretty. sure ours aint much better though haha.
dave650 0
Dude u fail, have u ever heard of squirting? Dats girls cumming/ejaculating
xxpinkroczxxx 0
fail... girls cum more often then guys durring sex...
karatekidcatblue 0
Wooo! Congrats to you...... he finally did!