Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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ShadowLor 19
O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?
Lilcommentaddict 0
I guess he was having a HARD time?
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Comments (162)
kenta_fml 0
wow, for all of you guys that are saying "why would he fake it?", believe it or not some guys appreciate the relationship more than the sex
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
or that the girl is as stimulating as a masturbation pillow.
gossiipgirrl 0
that's hot.
Kureeziineko 3
In male physiology, ****** does not equate to ejaculation and they don't always go hand in hand. yes, guys can fake it. and if they do, it doesn't mean they're gay. I don't assume that every girl who fakes it is a lesbian.
jonnyboi313 0
lol I did dat da other day lol
diablodeldragoon 6
faking is just as easy for men as women the only difference is that men rarely have the need or desire to fake it. whats the point?
Classless 0
Shit neither did I.
upintheorange 5
you can't make a GUY cum? FYL for shizzle.
D11Churchkill 8
they can't
crushedhand 0
it is possible to ejaculate without having an ******. How do I react? Try to find out what I can do about it instead of whining that my gf can't get me off. But OP, good luck, hope things will work out better for you in the future.
Just_Me_2010 0
its really not that hard if the girl is boring haha